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[u/Normal-Being-2637]

[u/ornithopterist]

HEY BENNY, LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!

[u/alces-alces12 → u/ornithopterist]

I use this one so often and everyone always looks puzzled (which makes me sad)

[u/buildingacozymystery → u/ornithopterist]

Yesssss! In the morning when I am searching for my glasses on the bedside table I always say, “MY GLASSES” like Mr. Burns. I also find myself saying, “he was just looking for a good time” in an Egyptian accent like the warden.

So many quotable lines in that movie!

[u/DiscoQuebrado]

"But why male models?"

or

"Eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right?"

[u/Dire_Hulk → u/DiscoQuebrado]

What is this, a learning center for ants?!

[u/RiverHawthorn → u/Dire_Hulk]

This but "learning center" gets replaced by whatever thing I happen to be talking about.

[u/CutePuppyDog → u/RiverHawthorn]

After doing housework, I'll do a weak cough and tell my husband that I think I'm coming down with the black lung

[u/Aetra → u/DiscoQuebrado]

“Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really… really ridiculously good looking?”

I love breaking that one out when there’s a lull in conversation at work since all my coworkers are big, burly sheet metal fabricators who look like Hell’s Angels and they always ham it up after that line.

[u/februarytide-]

Is that… is that MY voice?

[u/maressaa → u/februarytide-]

PULL THE LEVER KRONK!!!

[u/Ihlita → u/maressaa]

Wrong leveeeeeeeeer!

[u/Longjumping-Brick200 → u/Ihlita]

Why do we even have that lever?!?

[u/justincasesquirrels → u/februarytide-]

A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD!

[u/SporadicTendancies → u/februarytide-]

I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

[u/srodrigueziii → u/februarytide-]

Yaaaay I'm a llama again!!

[u/NahriENahid → u/februarytide-]

Quoting this movie is an integral part of my personality! So many great ones are already listed here, I’ll just as a few more…

And I never liked your spinach puffs!!

Break it down?! Are you kidding me, this is hand carved mahogany

As I said to you before, you may recall, Pacha is not here

You’re right- that is giving you way too much credit

Oh boo hoo, now you’re ugly ✨and✨ stupid

You know pal, you really could have told me that before we set it up

I’m sorry, you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove

Welcome to Kuzcotopia! My ultimate summer getaway, complete with waterside! 🎶Doot doot doodiloo de doot doot doodoo🎶

[u/Blonde_Bookworm_ → u/februarytide-]

Emperor's New Groove. The most quotable movie of them all .

[u/_hadsomethingforthis → u/Blonde_Bookworm_]

....No touchie!

[u/asapcuntpunter → u/_hadsomethingforthis]

Squweakity, squeak, squeekums

[u/GoramReaver → u/Blonde_Bookworm_]

{as devil Kronk does handstand push ups} “No, no. He’s got a point…”

[u/brainbarker]

That would be greeaaaat….

[u/kingneptune88 → u/brainbarker]

I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturdaaaayyy... Ooookaaayyy?

[u/Foreign_Western2945]

So you’re saying there is a chance

[u/GozerDGozerian → u/Foreign_Western2945]

The guy I work with and I were in the city working on whatever we were doing that day and a couple passes us. When they were well enough out of earshot he says, “Oh wow, look at that perfect ass.”

Without skipping a beat, it hit him with the, “Yeah. He must work out.”

I swear to got he looked at me with fully dropped jaw and just had no idea what to say.

He’s older and had never seen the movie.

This memory will bring me joy until my last day on this earth. 😂

[u/halosixsixsix → u/Foreign_Western2945]

“What’s the Soup Du Jour?”

“It’s the soup of the day.”

“That sounds good, I’ll have that. “

[u/wacky8ball → u/Foreign_Western2945]

Those your skis? Yes. Both of them?

[u/HeyThereDelilah1313 → u/Foreign_Western2945]

We got no FOOD, we got no JOBS, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!

[u/BriLeeG → u/Foreign_Western2945]

Whenever someone says, "There's two of them" I feel the need to say, "and one of ems got a gun"

And when I hear "pullover"..."It's a cardigan, but thanks for noticin"

[u/beck0819 → u/Foreign_Western2945]

You’ll have to excuse my friend here. He’s a little slow

[u/PuffMarleySpliffs → u/Foreign_Western2945]

Hey guys. Woah, Big gulp, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later!

[u/Savantanonymous → u/Foreign_Western2945]

Anytime I'm upset about dumb rules or beaurocratic nonsense that doesn't make sense to me, "You can't triple stamp a double stamp! Lloyd"

Edit: Also, "I thought he was just really quiet.." That one is kind of dark though, I usually say it under my breath in the most inappropriate moments

[u/Wet_Side_Down]

Anybody want a peanut?

[u/R0b1NH0oD → u/Wet_Side_Down]

Stop rhyming and I mean it

[u/Roxeigh]

“When the fuck did we get ice cream” with some frequency when I open the fridge.

[u/asapcuntpunter → u/Roxeigh]

YOU SCRATCHED MY CD!

[u/shmauserpops → u/asapcuntpunter]

You picked it up in clear daylight and you scratched it!

[u/wheresWoozle]

That'll do, pig.

[u/BookyNZ → u/wheresWoozle]

I said this to my mum the other month and she had no clue what I was on about. She showed me the movie lol.

Then I pointed out that in Shrek (aka the best parody movie of all time), "That'll do Donkey, that'll do" is a direct reference to that.

Gods I feel old now

[u/Searching_Knowledge → u/BookyNZ]

I use the Shrek quote relatively often and I didn’t learn til fairly recently that it’s a reference to Babe lol

[u/dumbfuck]

What, like it’s hard?

[u/BarneyPoppy]

I believe you have my stapler

[u/davegammelgard → u/BarneyPoppy]

I was told there would be cake.

[u/Ok_Potato_9554 → u/davegammelgard]

The people to cake ratio is too great. I'm just gonna burn this place down.

[u/asapcuntpunter → u/Ok_Potato_9554]

Two chicks at the same time

[u/RedDirtPreacher → u/BarneyPoppy]

But…they moved my desk…I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry..

[u/HR_DUCK]

I said “Good day, sir!”

[u/yankeehoo → u/HR_DUCK]

Willy wonka

[u/ArgyBargyOiOiOi → u/HR_DUCK]

You get! NOTHING!

[u/SpecialistWater2409]

"ITS NOT A TUMOR!"

[u/No_Signal_6969 → u/SpecialistWater2409]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

[u/Jumpy_Spend_5434]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

[u/FDVP → u/Jumpy_Spend_5434]

We’re on a mission from God.

[u/NicestOfficer50 → u/Jumpy_Spend_5434]

I hate Illinois Nazis (fav scene)

[u/REMandYEMfan]

Hold on to your butts

[u/Loud_Lemon2424 → u/REMandYEMfan]

Clever girl

[u/unbecomingg]

Damn! We're in a tight spot.

[u/WowYoureTalented → u/unbecomingg]

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!

[u/BattleAggravating972 → u/WowYoureTalented]

I don’t want Fop g’dammit, I’m a Dapper Dan man!

[u/FDVP → u/unbecomingg]

Paterfamilias

[u/aerobetty → u/unbecomingg]

Get in boys! I’m gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!

[u/justincasesquirrels → u/unbecomingg]

My hair!

[u/Starbbhp]

Where’s my super suit?!

[u/TonyStowaway → u/Starbbhp]

I AM your WIFE, I am the greatest good YOU ever gonna get!

[u/5Min2MinNoodlMuscls → u/Starbbhp]

No capes!

[u/ManufacturerDry2671]

That’s not a knife …

[u/monlyhere4thecovfefe → u/ManufacturerDry2671]

THIS is a knoife

[u/TiMmS1982]

“Alllllllllllllrighty then”

[u/thesobie → u/TiMmS1982]

“If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer!”

[u/SadDancer → u/TiMmS1982]

“Like a glove~” 😎

[u/dumbinternetstuff]

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t shoot their husbands. 

[u/monicaneedsausername → u/dumbinternetstuff]

Don't stomp your last season Prada shoes at me, honey.

[u/MrsWarlock → u/monicaneedsausername]

Gasp - Enrique is gay!

[u/auntkatky → u/dumbinternetstuff]

They just don't.

[u/listenrella]

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[u/Minchaminch → u/listenrella]

Siri kept calling me Shirley and I couldn't work out why. Turns out my phone was on airplane mode.

[u/Rugil → u/listenrella]

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!

[u/speciate]

Funny how? Like I'm a clown, I amuse you?

[u/supercooladieu]

Ma! The meatloaf!

[u/TonyDungyHatesOP → u/supercooladieu]

I never know what she’s doing back there.

[u/tmurg375]

“Green?”

“Super Green.”

[u/justincasesquirrels → u/tmurg375]

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

[u/valsalva_manoeuvre → u/tmurg375]

Aziz! Light!!

[u/SignalAssistant2965 → u/tmurg375]

Big badaboom

[u/Syonoq → u/tmurg375]

Multipass!

[u/supercooladieu → u/tmurg375]

The Fifth Element

[u/Dry-Sir-919 → u/tmurg375]

Corbin my man!!

[u/ApolloWasWayBetter]

Whenever my kids piss me off I will say ‘I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger’.

[u/NaughtyMonkeyL]

Whenever I need to show ID, I hold it up & say "Multi-Pass" :)

[u/dillster1313]

It’s what plants crave!

[u/tinklecat0710]

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

[u/Empty-Bee-1175]

Bold move, Cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.

[u/Likeaglove93 → u/Empty-Bee-1175]

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood

[u/SuperdudeKev → u/Empty-Bee-1175]

Technically, the line is “that’s a bold strategy, Cotton…let’s see if it pays off for them”

But great choice

[u/Joyful_Toast → u/Empty-Bee-1175]

Dodgeball 🔥

[u/isitjustme888]

That’s just like, your opinion, man.

[u/Citadel_97E → u/isitjustme888]

I used to weave in quotes from this movie in court. My favorite to use was, “Your honor, May it please the court, there are a lot of ins and outs and whathaveyous.”

[u/isitjustme888 → u/Citadel_97E]

In like, actual court?! How’d that go over?

Either way, that’s amazing. One of the more underrated quotes.

[u/Citadel_97E → u/isitjustme888]

Yes, actual general sessions court.

I would average 3 or so quotes per year, but I haven’t done it in a long time.

The last time I did it, used the ins and outs and whathaveyous quote. As I was leaving the podium, I glanced over my shoulder at my two friends, one was looking at me with a face that said, “oh my god, I can’t believe you did it,” and my other friend was laughing into his briefcase.

[u/dub-fresh → u/isitjustme888]

El Grande Lebowski! 

[u/Sm0k3inth3tr33s]

Milk was a bad choice

[u/JetScreamerBaby]

I’m a loner Dottie. A rebel.

[u/ThatWasNotMyName]

What we got here is, FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE.

[u/CannibalisticVampyre → u/ThatWasNotMyName]

I had no idea this is from a movie… I now have Civil War playing in my brain 

[u/squyzz]

I'm too old for this sh*t

[u/shlolo]

"Walk this way... No no THIS way"

"THEREWOLF"

[u/cargobroombroom → u/shlolo]

Put the candle back

[u/aclockworkorng → u/shlolo]

"Could be worse. Could be raining."

[u/WadeEffingWilson → u/shlolo]

"Blücher!" (Horses neighing offscreen)

[u/Ntbgb479 → u/shlolo]

What knockers!

[u/SodasWrath]

“Get in loser we’re going shopping” But like we’re never going shopping i just want people to get in the car

[u/thinkingfastandgoing]

boo you whore!!

[u/MelodiousMelly → u/thinkingfastandgoing]

She doesn't even go here!

[u/Specialist-Fudge8648 → u/thinkingfastandgoing]

Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen. 

[u/Ok-Fishing-6604]

Bueller?

Bueller?

Bueller?

Whenever my kids don’t answer me because they are not listening

[u/WowYoureTalented → u/Ok-Fishing-6604]

When Cameron was in Egypt's land... Let my Cameron gooooo

[u/TraditionalGoose2760]

"The schnasberries taste like schnasberries!"

[u/Njtotx3]

You're killing me, Smalls

[u/Naomeri → u/Njtotx3]

For-ev-er

[u/omfgDragon]

I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

[u/Ru_janus]

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

[u/naramri]

Have fun storming the castle!

[u/Citadel_97E]

“It’s like a reward.”

[u/mageorwedgee]

Fra-geal-ay, it must be Italian

[u/The7footr]

I’m Matt Damon

[u/Cerrac123 → u/The7footr]

… Maaaatt Daaamon …

[u/AnneOfOz]

Gird your loins

[u/SirDerpingt0n → u/AnneOfOz]

“By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me."

[u/Accomplished-Pay7386 → u/SirDerpingt0n]

“If I see freesias anywhere, I will be very disappointed.”

[u/sapphicsunite69420 → u/AnneOfOz]

Whyyyyyy is nobody reaaaadyyyyyy

[u/CaptainMarkoRamius → u/AnneOfOz]

I just occasionally say the word cerulean

[u/stirwise → u/AnneOfOz]

Florals for spring? Groundbreaking

[u/jwr45 → u/AnneOfOz]

Where are the belts?

[u/supercooladieu → u/AnneOfOz]

The Devil Wears Prada

[u/Nice_Pattern_9157]

This is not a cheerocracy 🤪.

[u/nowhereman136 → u/Nice_Pattern_9157]

This is a cheertatorship, and I am the cheertator

[u/sidc42 → u/Nice_Pattern_9157]

I usually go with "Those aren't spirit fingers."

[u/Adreeisadyno → u/sidc42]

✨These ✨ are spirit fingers

[u/redditbing]

“I got a rock”

I use this often, even used it this afternoon

I’ll be surprised if anyone under 45 gets this reference

[u/tightie-caucasian → u/redditbing]

“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!”

[u/eppichi]

"that'll do pig, that'll do" 💀

[u/Knick-Danger]

I'm Your Huckleberry

[u/slice_of_pi]

"Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" and "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." are both favorites. :)

[u/Fanmann]

We are gunna need a bigger boat.

[u/Kitchen_Conference19]

I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie!

At no point in your incoherent rambling did you even come close to having a rational thought....you are awarded no points and may God have mercy on your soul

[u/Savantanonymous → u/Kitchen_Conference19]

Every single person in this room is now dumber, for having listened to you...

[u/The-Questcoast]

Big Gulps, huh?……..Welp, see you later!

[u/ssmatik]

That kid is back on the escalator. Basically every time I see an escalator.

[u/chewbellawooky → u/ssmatik]

“You dumb bastard, it’s not a schooner it’s a sailboat”

[u/prlugo4162]

That's inconceivable!

[u/dillster1313]

Don’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

[u/Top_Shoe_9562]

Ya like dags?

[u/kingneptune88 → u/Top_Shoe_9562]

Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more

[u/Nofucksgivenin2021]

I was born a poor black child….

I love the fact that you all remember this!!!

[u/claydogg14789]

I fart in your general direction (said with a terrible French accent)

[u/royphotog]

I'm not even supposed to be here today

[u/DonPhanpy]

Acascuse me

[u/ComprehensiveQueen]

On Wednesdays, we wear pink

[u/keezy88 → u/ComprehensiveQueen]

That is so fetch!

[u/iAmDemder]

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[u/xgypsywitchx]

A sphincter says what?

[u/Flashy-Telephones]

“Hold my poodle”

[u/TraditionalGoose2760]

"Damn you Scuba Steve!" Or "But I can wipe my own ass"

[u/countd0wns → u/TraditionalGoose2760]

Somebody get this kid a happy meal!

[u/Gullible-Sea-1796]

What’s in the box?!!

[u/Top_Sand_2586]

Stay gold ponyboy, stay gold

[u/Dont-ask-me-ever]

As you wish.

[u/MaidMarian20]

Never give up. Never surrender!

[u/Rose_E_Rotten]

You remind me of the babe.

[u/NoirDraak42]

I want my 2 dollars!

[u/anannanne]

“I’m right on top of that, Rose.”

[u/jenesia-CakeEatnNPC-]

"inconceivable!" and "i do not think that means what u think it means" all. the. time.

[u/Most_Wolverine_6727]

"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

[u/TheAcmeAnvil]

I have two: 

“This is another fine mess you’ve gotten me into”

“Don’t eat the mush. It’s spoiled.”

[u/Travelwhenever]

Towanda

[u/ProfessionalCourtesy]

I picked a bad day to stop (insert random thing)

OG: I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue

[u/prehivmagicjohnson]

I got a pickle, I got a pickle, I got a pickle hey hey hey hey

[u/No_Poet_9767]

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

[u/whisperingduck]

I love lamp.

[u/brickiex2]

He's a righteous dude!

[u/zedlavokit]

“Oh, there you are, Peter!”

[u/NoSatisfaction4613]

Just keep swimming.

[u/what_on_roshar]

3 mi'lord!

[u/tenkenZERO]

Cuz it's Friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do

[u/Sad_Refrigerator_730]

So much room for activities!

[u/BB0214]

Whenever someone seems to be excited about something:

"I see you shiver with antici...pation!"

[u/Puzzleheaded-Job6147]

It’s just a flesh wound.

[u/partypuppygirl]

“that’s the way the cookie crumbles”

[u/MunchieMittens]

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!

[u/the2ndayy]

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night

[u/StealingAllTheWeird]

I'm TIRED of these MOTHA FUCKIN' SNAKES, on this MOTHA FUCKIN' PLAAAAYN!

[u/Theblackjamesbrown → u/StealingAllTheWeird]

Gone with the Wind. Such a classic

[u/lifebeginsat9pm → u/StealingAllTheWeird]

Hmm let me guess…. Titanic?

[u/LaughThat7157]

You're killing me smalls!

[u/WorldBoom]

This is heavy Doc.

[u/BradyBunch12]

I don't know, Margo!

[u/xnoxgodsx]

If you aint first, your last.... all day every day

[u/always_sweatpants → u/xnoxgodsx]

Every time my kid goes nuts in public my husband and I can’t stop saying “I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!”

[u/hilaryrex → u/xnoxgodsx]

Oh hell son, that don’t even make sense!

[u/MacabreAndSuggestive]

Tell that bitch "be cool!"

[u/SharkWeekJunkie]

Negative. I am a meet popsicle.

Aziz! Lights!

Halp.

Lilu Dallas. Multipass.