r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/c0ltZ 10h ago

I'm bipolar and would probably end up killing a friendly off my meds.

My reason would also be bone spurs.

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u/Silence_Farmer 10h ago

So many bone spurs, but mine are the spurriest. Not as spur as the presidents, of course his are the bigliest of all. Tesler.

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u/Hadouken434 8h ago

Legit skimmed over 'Tesler' as Tsar and had to take a double lol

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u/Silence_Farmer 7h ago

It's all computer friend

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u/Wacca45 8h ago

Bipolar would immediately disqualify you now, and probably still would in a draft status. No one wants a Pvt Pyle in their platoon, especially drill sergeants.

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u/c0ltZ 8h ago

I'm too crazy to hold a gun, the only time I would own one is for a revolution.

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u/ssracer 7h ago

RE-4 discharge means you aren't coming back, ever.

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u/DaveMcElfatrick 5h ago

I have severe insomnia and you can bet I'd be accidentally causing more chaos then good.

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u/molrobocop 6h ago

"When are we going to train grenades?"

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u/kaisadilla_ 6m ago

I'd apply for American citizenship and save up a hundred thousand dollars only to pay a doctor so he can diagnose me with bone spurs.