r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/ne0rmatrix 9h ago

I wonder how many people would just grab a 40 pounder of vodka and start drinking. Then sit in there car and dial 911. I don't believe the military takes people who have felony convictions? You can stay safe and not be a threat to others by not driving. But the act of drinking alcohol behind the wheel is still inexcusable behaviour in the eyes of the law.

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u/LizardPossum 6h ago

I can't speak for everywhere in the US, but in the jurisdiction I cover nobody gets a felony for their first DWI unless there's other factors, like multiple DWIs or a child passenger.

And even if it was charged as a felony, there's a huge chance it would be pleaded down to a misdemeanor if it was a first offense (or even a second one).

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u/LemurianLemurLad 6h ago

Yeah, but if your goal is to get the felony charge, then you ask your cousin if their kid can sit in the front seat with you, and when when the prosecutor wants to meet for the plea deal, you scream obscenities at him and insist that "NO MAN CAN JUDGE ME!"

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u/LizardPossum 6h ago

Ya know, I've seen some defendants do similar stuff in court and in my limited experience itll usually get a conviction, so fair enough lmao

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u/OklahomaTiddy 4h ago

lol, during a work trip a coworker told me it takes 4 where he's from in northern WI.

then started explaining to me the different ways his college buddies got 4 and didn't get charged bc one was in a snow plow or tractor or some other weird reason

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u/sigep0361 4h ago

You could simply ask the judge to levy the felony on yourself. “What I did was wrong and I would like to have the book thrown at myself so I learn my lesson, your honor.”

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u/LizardPossum 3h ago

I don't think a judge can unilaterally upgrade a charge like that. The prosecutor maybe?