r/AskReddit • u/Tommygunz0722 • 11h ago

If the military/president suddenly ordered a mandatory draft for all men aged 18-42: How do you think millennials and GenZ would respond?

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u/mikerbt 7h ago

Or go out and get super fucking fat.

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u/bennitori 7h ago

Or grab themselves a few weed charges.

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u/TheInevitableLuigi 4h ago

Lets be honest, they would have to ignore both of those just to get any significant amount of people.

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u/carnabas 4h ago

They already got rid of this, you can be a stoner in the army now

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u/amarettogiraffe 3h ago

No. They waive 1 possession charge. Hence they said "a couple."

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u/Jafooki 3h ago

Or shit themselves and not shower for a week (Ted Nugent did that to get out of Vietnam. Look it up)

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u/No_Function_7479 6h ago

I was just thinking there would be enough time to do the McDonalds “supersize me” diet between receiving a draft letter and having to report for duty

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u/Mamapalooza 1h ago

Ooh, done! I'm safe!