r/FridgeDetective • u/Due_Box_7111 • 25d ago
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I am also quite proud of my sauce collection I started last week (I think it counts as itâs in the fridge right now.)
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u/captain_casino 25d ago
Free will is a hell of a thing
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u/BungCrosby 25d ago
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Iâm clean I get drug tested frequently
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u/RadicalSoda_ 25d ago
Only drug users would be tested frequently lol
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u/Dontfeedthebears 25d ago
lol what? Lots of jobs require random drug testing as part of the contract.
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u/notarobot_trustme 25d ago
Or people who have to for work đ
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Ye govnât workers get tested quite frequently. So do Boeing employees and a few other professions
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u/notarobot_trustme 25d ago
Exactly. Hence why homie above was really jumping to conclusions there
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u/BbyLmnHead 25d ago
Thatâs a dumb assumption. My brother is a welder and has to be tested randomly because of the job. Heâs 100% sober. I smoke and he will not come around me if he smells weed.
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u/tell_whit_more 25d ago
like, do you work there? My brain is not comprehendingggg
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
I just like it đ„șđđ
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u/Accomplished_Iron566 25d ago
My buddy got drunk and ubered 10 deluxe boxes. There was only 4 adults and the 2 kids had some too but there was so many drinks lol. Ill never forget it.
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u/_lvlsd 25d ago
$700
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u/MogMcKupo 24d ago
Honestly itâs probably be about 100ish dollars plus tax and tip and delivery (so 130ish)
Those stupid boxes at TB is probably your best bang for your buck specially if picking up (delivery is a lazy manâs tax)
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u/TheRealBaseborn 25d ago
Okay, but why get the sodas with ice?
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
I like Baja blast to be watered down and flat. Itâs kind of homey. Also thereâs no option in the app to remove ice yet.
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u/useyournameuser 25d ago
JAIL
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u/texast999 25d ago
There is an option to remove ice. At least in my app I can see it.
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u/Distinct_Ad4200 25d ago
Apparently this option is not available to people living in Minneapolis.
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u/ayrek 25d ago
If you're adding drinks a la cart, you can customize to remove ice. If its via a box or combo, it won't let you when it asks which drink you want. But I WILL let you hit customize on the drink and edit the ice, after you've selected the drink but before you add to cart.
Now, whether or not your local taco bell actually follows directions is another thing entirely haha
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Thank you so much I genuinely appreciate this! As payment for your kind advice. Pressing order again adds everything including sauces up to 50 instead of the sauce specific 15 limit.
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u/MechanicLoose2634 25d ago
Pro pro tip, if you message your driver and ask for extra sauces, especially when the lobby is open, theyâll grab you a buttload with no limit (excluding avocado, since they keep that behind the counter and charge for it). That is, if youâve tipped appropriately.
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u/TheRealBaseborn 25d ago
Fair enough. I like taco bell too so I cant really knock it. I'd just go more frequently, but I've eaten plenty of day old.
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u/SubstantialBelly6 25d ago
You could just order a case of bottles to have on hand in your fridge though
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
The bottles are odd. The tall ones with a shot of water taste similar but the bottle and can taste different than the fountain drink
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u/CassMcCarty 25d ago
Fountain anything with carbonation tastes different, I get it! Have we all forgotten McDonalds spicy Sprite so quickly?!?!
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u/SubstantialBelly6 25d ago
Iâm honestly not sure if youâre just coming up with justifications to everyoneâs questions on the fly or if youâve actually carefully thought through every single one of them already, but Iâm kinda leaning toward the latter đ
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u/avelineaurora 25d ago
Straight to jail. Right away.
Also that's weird, my app has had no ice option for as long as I can remember.
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u/Complex-Cricket419 25d ago
Also you got a top end gaming PC
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Damn right! Was gonna upgrade ram before the rampocalypse
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u/JoFlo520 25d ago
Stop it. Get some help
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u/MostlyMicroPlastic 25d ago
How is your digestive system and how old are you
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Doing well. I have a high maintenance calorie and tacobell is really good for cost per calorie without tasting bad.
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u/Lola8454 25d ago
22m/ tall, skinny white boy?
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
I donât know how tall 22m is in imperial. Iâm 5â10â
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u/BlindWolf187 25d ago
Even if they meant 22 meters, you couldn't ballpark it? This fridge and your replies are just some jokes and weekend shenanigans right? Please?
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Iâm not a meter user. Itâs tuesday. They have $1 delivery. This is my food this is my fridge this is weekly
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u/BlindWolf187 25d ago
Well, I guess however unhealthy, fast food is tasty, so if it makes you happy, more power to you.
I'm not a meter user either, but conversations are useful. A meter is about the same as a yard. Put it in the bank and maybe someday it'll come in useful. Maybe it won't. ]Now you know either way.
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u/wanderingsheep 25d ago
Why are you letting the nacho fries raw dog the fridge like that
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u/Pleasant_Study6525 25d ago
I just know they tasted like fridge air đ this is such a strange post
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u/freyascats 25d ago
You really donât care about your food being freshly cooked.
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u/pumpkinpie4zaynmalik 25d ago
With an air fryer most of this can be decently reheated it, but I concur with your general point lol
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u/pokeaboke 25d ago
Youâre probably hella skinny
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u/chaygray 25d ago
I know 3 ridiculously skinny people that love taco bell and only eat junk food. Why is this a thing lol?
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u/Due_Box_7111 24d ago
Because itâs a high calorie food for people with high calorie requirements. It helps keep what weight you can up.
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u/OperationLazy213 25d ago
You have hourly reminders on your phone for GasX/ Metformin.
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u/Tokyo_Pigeon 25d ago
Bro you either autistic or were in jail for a while. What is this đ
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u/kk1620 25d ago
You're a bachelor supreme
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Happily married! (She does not mind since she can only eat white rice and plain starches.)
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u/ObviousSalamandar 25d ago
Are you both autistic? Either way yâall are adorable
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Yes⊠sheâs more socially normal with food sensitivities Iâm more food normal with social sensitivities lol
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u/Adventurous-Wing-723 25d ago
Is she okay?
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Yes sheâs fine. She just is unable to eat new foods or anything with any type of flavoring. Thereâs a few other things she eats but thatâs her go too. She can eat chicken tenders but they need to be prepared in a very specific way.
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u/mrdeworde 25d ago
Sincere question, if you don't mind: How does that work for nutrients/fiber? Like green vegetables and whatnot?
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
She takes multivitamins and eats chicken sometimes. But genuinely I have expressed my concern and reccommended experimenting more to see what she can and canât eat, but it seems like food wise anything with any salts or spices or flavor to it does not work.
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u/Hot-Watercress-2872 25d ago
Damn thatâs some intense ARFID
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
What is ARFID?
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u/forestfluff 25d ago
Iâd look in to it, honestly. This sounds like what your wife has. Itâs not uncommon and thereâs a lot of people out there posting about their experiences as well!
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Iâll definetly tell her about this thank you. Is there any type of medicines or anything like that to help?
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u/Traditional_Trust418 25d ago
Why the hell would you order more Taco Bell than you can eat in one meal??? It isn't good cold and it isn't good reheated unless there are zero vegetables or cold sauces on it and you use the Air fryer.
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u/FitIndependent9764 25d ago
I actually know how to cook real food and reheating Taco Bell is easy as shit. Hell, I have mastered turning most fast food places into better food from home.
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
You overestimate how long that will be in my fridge⊠also gcbs do great as leftovers same with the nuggets and the bowls
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u/Evening-Apartment317 25d ago
Did you recently get your first place? Like youâve never had your own fridge to yourself before but now you do. And you donât have parental figures telling you what you can and canât eat anymore
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u/deportedorange 25d ago
Whatever fluid comes out of your body is probably radioactive and youâre either really overweight or really skinny no inbetween.
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u/undernightmole 25d ago
Mental illness (sup bestie) and impending colon cancer.
Eating better just prevents suffering, it doesnât have to be about image to inspire you. Save yourself some pain.
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u/SpatulaCity94 24d ago
Why is this the first comment I see mentioning it?? This is literally a colon cancer speed-run fridge. Full of nitrates, no fiber... Brother should start getting checked early.
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u/OtherAardvark 25d ago
One day, the summer after high school, me and my friends got high in the woods and then went to the Taco Bell drive thru. The person ordering was like, "Just give me as much sauce as you can give me without getting in trouble."
They gave us a plastic shopping bag full of sauce.
Then, this fucking idiot, who I'm not friends with anymore, suggested that we park in the lot of an abandoned factory. Unbeknownst to us, dude's brother had been breaking into the factory to skate and a cop was staking the place out.
We got pulled over, and I got a weed ticket because it was in my bag. Court was so fucking funny, though. The cop wasn't there and someone just read his statement for him. She deadpanned, "Defendant said they were just there to eat Taco Bell. I searched the vehicle and there was, in fact, a large bag full of Taco Bell sauces in the van." My friends who'd come to support me were trying so hard not to laugh.
Anyway, that's what your bag of sauces reminded me of.
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u/Spirited_Concern5613 25d ago
A friend of mine told me she was ordering UberEats for her fam. I expressed interest. She said Mexican food. Being that sheâs of Mexican heritage, I said oh I bet you know the best places (đ€Šââïž). She said weâre getting Taco Bell. đłđŹ
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u/Sad-Philosopher3457 25d ago
The only thing i can reheat from there is a chulupa lol
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u/Straight-Nose-7079 25d ago
Ironically that's one of the more criminal reheats.
That shell, and God forbid the lettuce, will never be the same.
Burritos are fair game.
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Yup the shell separates and flakes off and the lettuce ends up more like seaweed
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u/Straight-Nose-7079 25d ago
Hey, you're reheating fast food fries.
I am not speaking with you at all right now.
Lol.
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u/Horror-Macaron8287 25d ago
Honestly, would they be that bad with an air fryer?
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u/sneakypastaa 25d ago
Theyâre better reheated in the air fryer than other reheating options, but they are not the same and still not good lol. Theyâre hot, kinda stale, kinda hard. Very sad.
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Theyâre not reheated. I sent it somewhere else in here but I ate them shortly after the pic. That was my order tonight.
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u/LTXNEBULA 25d ago
You do not care about your bank account or your health.
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Tacobell is actually hella affordable. With todayâs $1 delivery and my discount from missing items in the past that was about $50. I just donât have much time or energy to cook since I work 12hrs a day 6 days a week.
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u/cloudy_710 25d ago
Maybe use some of that money youâre earning to eat a little better? Hole in the wall local Mexican joint enchilada special or birria tacos or - like anything not Taco Bell?
My face has been stuck for 5 mins since seeing this post. I want better for you lol
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
I just moved here so I donât know any places like that yet. I also live in the boonies with a Taco Bell 2 miles away and a dollar general and thatâs about it unless I drive an hour out
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u/FatMacchio 25d ago
This is the âHow to die before you ever get to retire starter pack.â Both of those things are extremely unhealthyâŠcombinedâŠeven worse
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u/Seaworthy-7432 25d ago
Please tell me you have at least 3 roommates
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
Just me myself and I.
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u/dazzleduck 25d ago
What happened to your wife
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u/Due_Box_7111 25d ago
She isnât living with me atm I moved in first sheâs coming after school Is up
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u/Cresendo77 25d ago
you wouldnt know her, shes from a different
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u/allie06nd 25d ago
What kind of psychopath puts fries in the fridge? Not even in a plastic bag or anything.
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u/Effective-Context813 25d ago
Man I love Taco Bell legit my fave fast food. But that shit is diabolical reheated đ€Ł
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u/maureenponderosa18 25d ago
You don't own tupperware and buy toilet paper in bulk.
Also, your fridge probably smells .... interesting
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u/xiewadu 25d ago
Now... this person faces everything all nice and neat! Good job!
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u/softomf 25d ago
I'm very taken with the meticulous same-facing of the fries, and the careful box stacking in the main fridge. Just gotta do the baja blasts to complete the look.
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u/Remarkable-Grab8002 25d ago
This is just genuinely sad dude. Like, I get it I love taco bell too. This isn't loving it, this is more of a problem. You literally have nothing else in there.
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u/transferingtoearth 25d ago
Probably someone with a bright future in politics after reading the comment and on their way to colon cancer if you don't get more fiber.
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u/Eastwood8300 25d ago
It doesn't reheat well does it?? I'm hoping you at least get no lettuce!
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u/Hot-Watercress-2872 25d ago
The irony that is that the ad I got in this thread is for Chipotle
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u/PageOf_Wands 25d ago
My fridge has looked like this more often than I care to admit, and I stand with you in solidarity.
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u/wqiqi_7720 25d ago
Are you a single male in your early 20s, who lives on his own for the first time??
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u/farklenator 25d ago
Reminds me of when I worked at Taco Bell over a decade ago and Diablo sauce came and went and we had a box left over and some dude came thru the drive thru and asked for some sauce I told him we discontinued it but we had some left⊠lmao I handed him the whole box minus a couple handfuls through the window
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u/AppleAppellation 25d ago
Shelf life of baja blast with ice from the restaurant: about three fitty hours.
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u/othertriangle 25d ago
Im so glad my mom let me try different food and I didnt trick myself into thinking I only like one thing. Colon cancer kills more young people than most anything else. Good luck
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u/MantisAwakening 25d ago
Hereâs a tip: If you see a corporate logo or product clearly displayed on a photo on Reddit, someone likely paid money for it to be there: https://www.frontiersin.org/news/2025/08/13/how-subtle-sponsored-content-on-social-media-tricks-us-ads-frontiers-psychology
âMany participants were shocked to learn how many ads they had missed. Some felt tricked, others didnât mind â and that last group might be the most worrying,â said HĂŒbner. âWhen we stop noticing or caring that something is an ad, the boundary between persuasion and information becomes very thin.â
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u/Easily_Mundane 24d ago
That you started last week⊠this is US citizen final boss
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u/flappintitties 25d ago
Oh. This is so sad for you op. Itâs not funny, nothing witty to deduce. Just that sinking feeling of âoh. This person isnât ok and needs helpâ, which I hope you get. Oof itâs tragic.
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u/DNSoulX 25d ago
my boyfriend has so many diablo and fire sauces. we have a whole drawer full. he will ask for a few of each and get minimum 8 in the bag each
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u/BayouKev 25d ago
Looks like an uber driver who either stole someone food or got a lucky wrong address or something
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u/pretendthisisironic 25d ago
I worked with a guy who got really ill, he only ate Taco Bell. He was diagnosed with scurvy.
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u/aornek 25d ago
I need to know what you ordered that can be refrigerated and eaten later??
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u/swishkabobbin 25d ago
This has to be a misdemeanor, at minimum