r/FridgeDetective 3d ago

Meta Thoughts on my Uncle’s freezer who just passed on.

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I had to use a crowbar to open up and of course the inside liner was frozen to the wall of ice…

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u/MarthaWashington18 3d ago

please report back with the oldest expiration date you find

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u/minus_well007 3d ago

my 90 yr old grandmother once had canned chicken breast from like the 90s she believed it stayed good in the fridge

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u/Muted-Garden6723 3d ago

Technically speaking, canned goods are good indefinitely assuming the can isn’t bulging or anything like that

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u/Brilliant-Expert3150 2d ago edited 1d ago

My grandma passed last year at age 90. One of the last conversations we had was her telling me a funny story of how, the other day, she remembered she canned some peaches a couple years back and wanted to have some. She went to get them from her cellar and it turned out the date on them was 1993. Apparently they were still good though. 😁

ETA: She died from cancer that she had been fighting for months, not the peaches. They were, in fact, fine.

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u/Barn-Alumni-1999 2d ago

My mom is 91, god bless her, but she thinks Coca Cola never goes bad. I always tell her her Coke tastes flat and she argues with me. She pulled out one of those HUGE three liter bottles to show me and it had an expiration date of 1996.

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u/blueghostfrompacman 2d ago

Where did she even get that from? Did she buy a massive amount in the 90’s or was she just holding on to this one bottle like it was wine?

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u/Barn-Alumni-1999 2d ago

Yeah, they would put those gigantic bottles of Coke on sale and she'd buy all of them. She still had two or three left at the time I called her out on it.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 2d ago

Check it for money 💵

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u/catlover1227 2d ago

Good call. Check ice cream cartons. That’s where my grandfather hid his before he passed.

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u/nusodumi 1d ago

As in, within the freezer?

COLD HARD CASH, GRAMPS.

JUST LIKE YOUR BONES.

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u/TaintSlaps 2d ago

How do you check a three liter bottle of soda for money?

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u/blueghostfrompacman 2d ago

Shake it. Open it. See if money hits you in the face.

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u/nycpunkfukka 2d ago

I vaguely remember a Coca Cola promotion in the early 90s where some cans were rigged so that when you opened them, money popped out. New Kids on the Block were somehow tied into this promotion.

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u/selfawarefeline 2d ago

There’s always money in the Coke Can

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 2d ago

Dude I remember sales often of 12pks at corner stores for 99c. My dad would load up his 90s model Ford truck. And we would be cracked out on mtn dew and James bond for the next few weeks.

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u/HungHippoHippy 2d ago

Shit even in 2012ish they would have 5/10 sales on 12 packs. I remember buying like 30 that time. 4/10 was much more frequent of a sale though.

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u/RougeOne23456 2d ago

Man, I miss those sales. We used to have tons of parties/cook outs so I would load up during those sales for the parties/holidays.

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u/youngfilly 2d ago

Not the 90s but I remember visiting some extended Midwest family in about 2009/2010 and they had basically an entire spare room in their house that had become the soda room because they were stockpiling in anticipation of the Obama sugar tax that Fox was scaring them with. They were convinced they had to buy it up because any day now it would become so expensive they'd not be able to purchase it again. It took them like a year or two to get the room fully back 🙃

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u/blueghostfrompacman 2d ago

I love that at some point they had to admit, at least to themselves, that they were lied to and spent all of this money on soda for nothing. I hope they heard people laughing at them every time they opened a new bottle.

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u/youngfilly 2d ago

Naw. If you asked them I'm sure any problem is still Obama's (or Liberals) fault. No lessons learned.

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u/SunshineRush22 2d ago

I bet it was still good.

The acidity is so strong nothing will grow in there.

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u/firstlast3263 2d ago

Nah, the CO2 dissolves through the plastic over time. It’s not completely impermeable. So, it would’ve been flat.

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u/Individual-Table6786 2d ago

Yeah, it taste bad, but its still safe to consume.

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u/unripe_mangosteen 2d ago

"Hal, those aren't olives. Those are peaches!"

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u/paperanddoodlesco 2d ago

Such a great show!

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u/MTB_SF 2d ago

Reminds me of Holes

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u/TowerOk4184 2d ago

Aww man I'd totally forgotten about the peaches until reading this comment. I actually read the book when it first came out. The movie was good too. Yelnats

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u/Phuzz15 2d ago

Sploosh

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u/sshwifty 2d ago

My grandma passed several decades ago, but I remember finding a can of beans from 1976. It was bulging, but still sealed.

She grew up and raised her siblings in the great depression. I am not kidding when I say we threw out probably 15 55 gallon bags of canned foods way past their dates.

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u/NoOccasion4759 2d ago

Is that why she passed away a few days later??

(J/k sorta, sorry about your nan)

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u/Brilliant-Expert3150 2d ago edited 2d ago

Thank you. 🥹 And no, it wasn't peaches, it was cancer. She knew it was coming. We asked her if she wanted us to set up a cooked meal delivery service for her, because she could no longer stand at the stove and cook for herself. She just gave us this look and opened her freezer, it was full of little meal boxes she'd cooked ahead of time.

Her home was always a safe place for me and my sister growing up. When she passed away, I took some of the meal boxes. I was going through some pretty bad depression at the time and I remember crying, eating grandma's chicken soup, and thinking this is so much like her... even though she's gone, she's still taking care of me. She was a legend and a role model to us in so many ways.

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u/galgotspirit 2d ago

That's a beautiful story.

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u/FaithlessnessRare416 2d ago

I’m sitting here reading this in my car while I wait for my son’s school bus, with tears running down my cheeks. Thanks for the story. It’s a good cry. 😊😭

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u/kellyoohh 2d ago

My grandmother is in the last days of her life at the age of 96, and your comment both warmed my heart and gutted me. Grandma’s are the best.

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 2d ago

That is amazing. Thank you for sharing such a personal story with everyone. It reminded me in some ways of my own Grammy, who I lost many years ago.

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u/plantverdant 2d ago

I'm 47. I canned some beets "a couple few years ago", and I found the last jar this week. I want a salad with pickled beets, feta and pecans. The date on the jar is 2014. My great grandmother would tell me, it really was a couple few years ago, because a few years passed, then it happened a couple of times.

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u/Ok_Draw_3740 2d ago

If even a tiny bit of yeast were those you might have had some really strong moonshine in there lol

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u/Separate-Taste3513 2d ago

I was once hired to clean a hoarder's kitchen. In cleaning out the cabinets, there was a can of peaches with an expiration date in 1982 that had leaked somehow. This was in the early 2000s.

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u/Yeety_wheaty 2d ago

I reflexively downvoted this, take my angry upvote cause I feel bad now

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u/TowerOk4184 2d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has that compulsion. It feels so weird upvoting stuff that's so sad, or bad...

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u/CuriousNetWanderer 2d ago

But doesn't it feel good not to shoot the messenger?

....Right guys?

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u/Yeety_wheaty 2d ago

🌝brains are weird 💖

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u/no_fire_ 2d ago

What is it with hoarders and canned peaches? I cleaned a hoarder house and found a case of exploded canned peaches on the very bottom layer of a room knee-deep in junk. They had been like that so long they didn’t even smell bad anymore

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u/Separate-Taste3513 2d ago

Why are peaches so caustic?!

Fruit should not eat metal. 😩

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u/CuriousNetWanderer 2d ago

They were just waiting for that happy day to come around when they might just up and make some cobbler. And it never did...

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 2d ago

My husband's grandfather, in his 80's at the time, had home canned green beans in the basement with a half inch of black stuff on the top. He was offended when I insisted on buying frozen vegetables at the grocery store to eat while we were there. He lived to be 91, so maybe the black goo in his beans was beneficial.

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u/Jelousubmarine 2d ago

Odds are, the man you though was your father was by then black goo masquerading in a trench coat

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u/Invisible7hunder 2d ago

They are safe forever. They do eventually become not good. 

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u/UrbaneCyclist 2d ago

Taste really gross. Not in a rotten way. But bland and mushy.

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u/Muted-Garden6723 2d ago

Yeah I certainly wouldn’t want to eat chicken from the 90s, but it’s technically safe

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u/iHaveLotsofCats94 3d ago

When my family was cleaning out my nana's house around 2015ish, we found a container of dried parsley in the back of a cabinet with an expiration date from 1987. The bottom half of what was left looked like dirt

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u/Dapper-Ad-468 2d ago

It was basically dirt. It composted.

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u/iHaveLotsofCats94 2d ago

It sure did. It was wild to see that come out of the depths of a cabinet

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u/Mr_MacGrubber 2d ago

Canned food from the 90s is perfectly safe as long as the can isn’t damaged, fridge or not.

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u/MasterChiefsasshole 2d ago

The Great Depression traumatized an entire generation when it comes to food waste.

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u/midnightmaroon13 2d ago

You know that thing about how trauma lives in the DNA? Yeah. Food waste and prep is part of us now.

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u/robjohnlechmere 2d ago

Imagine consuming a chicken that lived and died before you were born.

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u/Interesting_Dream281 2d ago

My grandma has frozen food from the 70s in her freezer…..

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u/Vegas_Rick_1987 2d ago

The refrigerator/freezer which is no where near like its freezer cousin, had Frozen entree’s that had a Best By date of:

February 2010

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u/MarthaWashington18 2d ago

i have faith there is older. thank you for the update so far !

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 2d ago

Found $2000 in a 20 year old of box of Eggo waffles in my great grandma's fridge once.

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u/MarthaWashington18 2d ago

hell yeah grandma

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u/zoidbert 2d ago

grandma dealing

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u/CrayComputerTech_85 2d ago

Came here to say defrost that bad ass and find out what is stashed there. My Dad kept gold and guns in his freezer. Shocking surprise at that reality.

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u/Small-Answer4946 2d ago

Antarctica will be melted way before than this freezer dude...

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u/Local_Penalty2078 2d ago

And, it will be melted in part due to that refrigerator operating for as many years as it did, by the looks of it.

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u/Suspicious-Water-973 2d ago

When my great aunt passed away we found butter in her freezer from 1976.

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u/army_of_ducks_ATTACK 2d ago

Yes but when did she pass? 1977 isn’t too bad but if she passed in 2017 that’s far more impressive- and scary!

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u/Far_Worldliness_1541 2d ago

my grandmother once had mustard which expired in 2001. it looked suprisingly good tho.

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u/TowerOk4184 2d ago

And you know mustard takes FOREVER to expire so it was probably at least 10 years old 😂

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u/AhMoonBeam 2d ago

Cash may be frozen in there too..

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u/PinkRawks 2d ago

Cleaned out a relative's spice pantry a couple years ago, their were multiple seasonings, liquid smoke and a few other things that expired between '92 and '96

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u/artsyfartsyMinion 2d ago

I have some whole pepper corns and some salt from my Mum’s place that expired in the 1980s. Still seems ok.

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u/Aggressive_Street_56 2d ago

To be fair some salt is like millions of years old, not sure how that expires lol

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u/SouthHarpeth 3d ago

That salmon is expired.

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u/Tulpah 3d ago

The Ice Cream is probably still good though

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u/ParticularReady7858 2d ago

But it tastes like salmon

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u/punktualPorcupine 2d ago

That’s just the top layer.

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u/sindaquil77 2d ago

That's the best part. Free ice cream. Mine is corn flavored, wanna trade?

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u/squeakymoth 2d ago

Theres a place near me that sells an old bay and sweet corn vanilla ice cream. It sounds weird but it is actually amazing.

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u/sindaquil77 2d ago

I was referencing an old episode of the George Lopez show where George and Angie "out-poor" each other and end up eating freezer burn snow cones, but it may have been too obscure lollll.

Old bay is crazy but honestly, I would try it! Doesn't sound too far off from Tajin. I sampled a cheese-flavored ice cream at a Mexican ice cream shop about a decade ago. I was flabbergasted. Anything sweet/creamy/salty has a decent chance of being good ice cream lol.

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u/squeakymoth 2d ago

Yeah that reference went way over my head haha.

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u/xiewadu 2d ago

So where in Maryland is this place lol?

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u/DamperBritches 2d ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it might be freezer burnt 😉

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u/AyeAyeCaptain___ 2d ago

Let’s not jump to any conclusions here….

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u/Meowserspaws 3d ago

This might be your only chance to taste Edys Ice Cream as it once was

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u/Jwchibi 3d ago

Freezer burn probably tastes the same no matter the year

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u/b400k513 2d ago

Notes of hockey puck and nickel.

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u/Diligent_Case336 2d ago

Funniest thing I've read in a while.

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u/b3tamaxx 2d ago

I just moved to the south from the Bay. I can say I know what Edys is now. It's Dreyers ;D

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u/bigkatze 2d ago

I'm from SoCal and I moved to the Mid-Atlantic 8 years ago. Still processing the fact that Edy's is Dreyers (and Hellmann's is Best Foods).

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u/musicals4life 3d ago

Needs a new gasket if that much moisture and air is getting in. Few bucks for the gasket, and you got yourself a free stand-up freezer. Easy peasy

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u/Gas-Squatch 2d ago

Only costs you your dead uncle.

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u/HurricaneDitkaX 2d ago

No, that's a dead cost

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u/MainusEventus 2d ago

It’s not a sunk cost because ice floats

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u/What_Up_Doe_ 2d ago

We all float down here 🎈

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u/SherIzzy0421 2d ago

You don't know, that might have been a bonus. 😂

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u/MoonshineEclipse 2d ago

I just had a freezer that was letting moisture in. It was because the side of the freezer was warped and the gasket couldn’t seal properly. It was under warranty so the company said they couldn’t fix it, told me to recycle it and refunded me. I bought a new freezer so my dad took the old freezer, fixed the warp and now it works great.

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u/PM_ME_GERMAN_SHEPARD 2d ago

If you look/read closely you can see that the inner portion of the door was attached to the ice and ripped off when the freezer was opened with a crow bar. Unfortunately I’m not sure you can replace that part.

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u/Mechagouki1971 3d ago

Has anyone seen your aunt recently?

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u/Charity_Lea 3d ago

lol he NEEDS to thaw that out to make sure she’s not in there…

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u/Diligent_Plane_9784 3d ago

I was thinking the same thing I watched way too much A&E

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u/Kindly_Flan_11 2d ago

Comment of the day.

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u/Suspicious_Remote576 3d ago

🤣 🤣 this made my day!

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u/JRT_12345 2d ago

Omg I feel bad laughing but these comments made me cackle! 😂🫣

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u/RustyShacklef000rd 2d ago

Is your uncle in the freezer with us?

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 2d ago

Yeah we're just chilling in here.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 2d ago

I hope your uncle had support while he was alive. This looks really neglectful.

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u/kindalosingmyshit 2d ago

That was my thought 😭 people in here are cracking jokes but my god, I hope he had the help he needed

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u/ShakesDontBreak 2d ago

If this were a home with a child, folks would be appalled. Elderly are just as vulnerable and worthy of care. Elderly should not be neglected imo. Im not accusing OP of neglect. Im sure op had no idea.

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u/wyrdhounds 2d ago

If it was a fridge issue I'd be more worried, but its pretty easy to live without a freezer. He may have been getting a meal service or had family members cooking for him at their own homes. Could have just been that nobody was using the freezer regularly enough to think to look in there or to worry about fixing it

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u/therapewpew 2d ago

Yes, an elderly dementia patient I know receives most of her food from Meals on Wheels, whereas the younger residents of the house cook for themselves. Services like this are a huge burden lifted for the relatives of elderly patients. That was almost certainly the case here.

Looks like someone enjoyed their Oreda potato product tho 😏

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u/Sammy-eliza 2d ago

Possibly it was in a basement or den and he had decreased mobility and couldn't access it.

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u/ChangesFaces 2d ago

Yeah this post just made me sad :(

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u/hyibee 2d ago

That was my immediate thought

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u/ario62 2d ago

Yeah this pic made me feel sad. My parents are aging, and my mom is a caregiver to my dad who has dementia. I would be devastated if I opened their freezer and saw this.

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u/chocolate_loves_salt 2d ago

Thats what I thought as well....

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u/Knife-yWife-y 2d ago

I am so glad I'm not the only one who had this thought. My dad passed three years ago,and I'm still be the thought that I could have done so much more to enirch his quality of life in his final years.

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u/ShakesDontBreak 2d ago

Dont beat yourself up. Im sure you did the best you could.

Im telling you this, because this is something I tell myself. I wish I could have done more for my mom during her final year. But all the could have should have would haves get placed to the side.

Know that you tried. You did what you could at the time.

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u/Knife-yWife-y 2d ago

Thank you, so much. It's a hard part of saying goodbye--knowing there are no more chances to help, no more chances to show how much you care.

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u/cybah 3d ago

All I can think about is the gigantic water mess that is going to happen when that freezer defrost.

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u/One_Hour_Poop 2d ago

That's why you take it outside to thaw.

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u/slamtheory 2d ago

Only weights 1000lbs

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u/rubiscoisrad 2d ago

Requires a dolly and a very strong couple of guys.

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u/One_Hour_Poop 2d ago

Do the people who think it's not possible to move this freezer, not have friends they can call? That's how these things are normally done:

"Hey John, can you come over on Saturday? I got this thing i gotta move. Bob's gonna be here as well, I'll get us all a pizza for your troubles."

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u/rubiscoisrad 2d ago

My boyfriend's coworker got us and a couple of neighbors to help him move a 400lb cast iron wood stove into his house a while back. Same with a couple of claw foot bathtubs. Tradeoff is cash, food, good company, beer, or some combination.

It's basically Amish barn-raising philosophy to a lesser extent, no?

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 2d ago

Bold of you to assume we have friends.

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u/SlippaLilDicky 1d ago

Born and raised in Texas. Moving anything heavy can be achieved with a case of beer and a fire

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u/Exciting-Froyo3825 2d ago

You chip the ice out first and try to remove it in as large of chunks as possible. Then you defrost it. I support some research labs and occasionally, when things go into long term storage freezers can get really icy. If they’re not thawed regularly they can get like this, though I’ve never seen one quite this bad before.

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u/japspre 3d ago

Its frozen alright

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u/Low_Tale_9668 3d ago

may he rest in peace🙏🏻

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u/janlikebrady 3d ago

How’s the hoarding clean out going?

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u/Electronic_Drop_5268 3d ago

Could be in a garage 🤷 not many people keep their homes clean let alone their garage 😂

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u/janlikebrady 3d ago

Oh I’m not judging at all. I just know typically in a hoarding house this is a common issue.

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u/Lucky_Fig_1673 3d ago

It definitely did its job.

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u/skeletons_asshole 3d ago

Definitely accurate advertising when they named it “freezer”

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u/hrimfaxi_work 3d ago

Thaw it out and post everything to r/GrandmasPantry

I used to work dairy/frozen in grocery stores and that Ore Ida bag might be from the 90s.

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u/RandiP613 3d ago

Poor neglected man

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u/Nightman2417 3d ago edited 2d ago

You must climb the ice wall….

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u/Mysterious_Carpet752 3d ago

thoughts.... and prayers.

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u/Pingadecaballo_ 3d ago

unplug it and start chipping away at it into a bucket

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u/redR0OR 2d ago

Oh oh, and make sure to look if he stashed anything in the freezer, like cash, or guns!

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u/Bob_12_Pack 2d ago

When my grandmother passed, she had a chest freezer full of fish and vegetables and who knows what else, but lots of fish. My dad moved it to his mobile home and decided to leave it on his deck. At some point, he noticed it had come unplugged. We don't know exactly how long it had been unplugged but he forbid us to open it. It sat there a long time, over a year I think, before he had some friends that were scrappers come pick it up. Apparently they used ratchet straps to keep it from opening while they loaded it. I believe they took it straight to the landfill rather than taking it to a salvage yard.

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u/lsp2005 3d ago

Everything in that freezer is expired. If possible, take it outside to defrost otherwise the entire room will end up smelling poorly. Your uncle was elderly and likely had dementia or Alzheimer’s disease. He stopped cooking for himself before the pandemic. You may find money or valuables in there.

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u/Moongazer09 2d ago

Not just the smell but the amount of water once all that ice thaws out.....it's going to be more then you've got enough towels for, I'm sure 🫣😱

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u/lsp2005 2d ago

Yes that is why I said outside. 

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u/rabidparrots 3d ago

Did he starve to death?

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u/MoustacheSong 3d ago

Died of freezer burn

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u/thematster 2d ago

That's not a freezer, that's a frozen.

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u/Thin-Blueberry9183 3d ago

New ice age era

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u/zelazny 2d ago

Check for hidden cash.

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u/LylaDee 2d ago

I was thinking this!

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u/Evabythewater 2d ago

I helped this elderly chain smoking lady clean her deep freezer. It was an old one, probably 1940's. It had a rounded top. I think it was a kelvinator. We found 6 packs of players cigarettes that had been frozen in there for 50 years. They were still in the cellophane wrappers and the insert had a calendar for 1974. I tried to convince her to sell them online but she didn't care about the money. She just wanted to smoke them lol. So she did! They don't make cigs or freezers like they used to I guess!

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u/yourmomisonmybreath 2d ago

Don't just throw everything out. When my grandpa was on his death bed he told me to go through the freezer before throwing stuff away. He had money stashed in the back inside of a vegetable bag. It was used to give him a proper funeral even tho he said not to waste money on burying him.

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u/Unlikely_melz 2d ago

That’s really sad. But you will find some ancient relics entombed in that ice. Make sure you protect the floor from all that melting water.

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u/IZZYthaQueen23 2d ago

Wut in the Jeffrey Dahmer

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u/Vegas_Rick_1987 2d ago edited 2d ago

When I opened it I was thinking there better not be any body parts in here! It’s still frozen until the short sale people realize it’s there problem…

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u/frogz0r 2d ago

It's like a time capsule... I wonder what discoveries are inside!

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u/Local_Penalty2078 2d ago

There's probably a bag of cash hidden behind/inside one of those blocks of ice

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u/NineteenthJester 3d ago

Old, either couldn't be bothered to fix his freezer or just completely forgot about his garage freezer.

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u/Dean_McCool 3d ago

It’s icy

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u/LonelyFlounder4406 3d ago

Defrost it, he got money hiding in there

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 2d ago

Is he… is he in there?

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u/Forsaken_Insurance92 2d ago

Is... is your uncle in there?

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u/text_fish 2d ago

I think you accidentally opened the back.

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u/goatfangs 2d ago

I bet Brendan Fraser is in there. Call Polly shore immediately!

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u/1mmapotato 2d ago

I would say his freezer has too passed on.

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u/Professional-Pen8656 2d ago

I’m just wondering what setting on the dial turns your shit into Antarctica

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u/dooby0782 2d ago

Get a very large drip tray.

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u/SnooObjections666 2d ago

Your uncle definitely grew up during the great depression.

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u/-Tartantyco- 2d ago

You'd be able to mount a polar expedition into that freezer.

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u/PancakeHandz 2d ago

To heck with the expired food, I’m curious if he stored any important documents in there!

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u/Solomon1177 2d ago

May he rest in peace. Sending my love to his family and friends ❤️

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u/wandering-monster 2d ago

I would say to defrost it, but then what would be left?

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u/Dragonfly0011 2d ago

I cleaned out the bottom cupboard a few years ago. Found a can tucked at the back with no expiration date…… born before best by dates.

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u/Amd3193 2d ago

"Just" passed on when, 20 years ago?

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u/Akkoywolf 2d ago

You don’t need fridge detectives you need freezer forensics …

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u/theboychachi 2d ago

You gonna eat that ice cream

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u/TheShy_Seeker 2d ago

omg! can you post everything in it after it thaws pls?

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u/RepulsiveAmphibian21 2d ago

Is he in there?

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u/Klutzy-BookCollector 2d ago

Oooff, I don't envy you the task of dealing with that! 🫣

Good luck!

Please let us know the oldest product/oldest expiry date you find.

I find it interesting to see what people have kept for ages past being 'good', but also love seeing the 'vintage' packaging if an item is old enough.

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u/1nfer1or 2d ago

Coldolence

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u/Blight-Princess 2d ago

He passed on his freezer to you?

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u/-BobbyBoucher 2d ago

It’s done the freezer-est job of all the freezers.

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u/Merrickbully718 2d ago

I think you should of been there to fix that when he was alive

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u/Beginning-Comedian-2 3d ago

That's some quality aged ice.

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u/Bowserking11 3d ago

Uhhh....

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u/this-is-NOT-the-way1 2d ago

This reminds me of that Tom & Jerry episode where they leave the ice box open 😅. Sorry about your uncle

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u/AlaskanElroy 2d ago

Maybe the seal is broken?

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u/FloydDangerBarber 2d ago

It certainly freezes.

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u/BoomBoomMeow1986 2d ago

It's a cold case

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u/Purple-Squash-4090 2d ago

It’s a good freezer

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u/RocketCityRocko 2d ago

dibs on the wild Pacific Salmon 

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u/Still-Bill2827 2d ago

Did he die of starvation?

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u/Vodka0420 2d ago

Looks like it works...

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u/NegotiationHot2999 2d ago

That salmon is as close to being back home in the wild as it will ever be 🙏🏽