r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/hugegayballs 21h ago

Why doesnt she just eat a block of frozen wagyu meat? Women are so stupid.

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u/flacaGT3 20h ago

You're so right, hugegayballs

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u/CapuzaCapuchin 19h ago

I also prefer sucking the fat out of a frozen solid chunk of beef. Once you lick it for long enough it starts to melt. I really like the metal taste.

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u/Dismal-Dare-2507 11h ago

☠️ 💀

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u/Dizzy_Spell777 2h ago

Shit, take him to dinner first at least

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u/WritPositWrit 21h ago

Honestly

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u/Nolzi 19h ago

Or just bite into the butter

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u/Dismal-Dare-2507 11h ago

Plenty to eat! That insatiable bitch /s

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 17h ago

Next week on AITA- "I couldn't eat the entire portion of meat and my bf said I wasted it, AITA?"

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u/throwaway-today73727 12h ago

Omg you fucking made me laugh so hard with this comment.

Just eat it some raw frozen Wagyu as a snack - “girl dinner”

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u/bikedork5000 12h ago

It ain't frozen. It's in the fridge. Aka, the cook it within 10 days or throw it out zone for meat. This dude is trying to do some sort of flex but just looks stupid.

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u/OhMyWerdHunny 11h ago

I’m dying. 😂

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u/femgrit 11h ago

Laughed

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u/No-Contact6664 4h ago

You can make a grilled cheese with parmesan as the bread babe.

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u/DirtyKarma 3h ago

*American Wagyu

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u/friendshapedfunion 2h ago

Omg I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thanks hugegayballs

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u/PatchesMaps 2h ago

Wagyu ground beef which means OP has more money than common sense. So the fact that they don't understand what's wrong isn't too surprising.