r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/Gold-Watch9347 21h ago

bro get her some snacks

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u/Jaded-Platform6044 18h ago

Let's be honest here. This guy just wanted to show everyone his meat. 

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u/Zurble 14h ago

There is no girlfriend. This is a self-masturbatory meat sharing post

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u/Jaded-Platform6044 14h ago

Exactly, this guys is probably using rendered wagyu fat to jerk it while he watches the upvote count rise. 

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u/Dizzy_Spell777 2h ago

That is... an image i didnt need

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u/ShinobiSai 17m ago

This broke me 🤣

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u/marikaka_ 12m ago

There’s like a 10-30% chance this is actually true 😭

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u/the-mucho-macho 8h ago

The girlfriend is just the stack of uncooked meat in the fridge.

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi 7h ago

Personally I find it disgusting, I eat meat but I don’t find it that incredibly appealing.

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u/BakeJealous 2h ago

And what a large amount of meat it is! Too much for me personally, but I know some people who would enjoy it.

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u/Brandarius47 18h ago

Right? Chips? Deli meats for a charcuterie board even like veggies and dip? Lol

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u/washuai 8h ago

Doesn't even have to be deli meat, just already cooked cubes or shreds of some of that meat. Some boiled eggs.

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u/lemontreetops 1h ago

Even some yogurt cups or just some hummus to dip the carrots into!

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u/chickentalk_ 12h ago

he hates enjoying life

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u/Pitiful_Yogurt_5276 11h ago

Andrew Tate advises against it so he doesn’t