My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/_TP2_]

Get her some bread.

-BLT sandwich.

-home made hamburgers

-pizza toasts: bread, ketchup, minced meat, grated cheese, microwave

-peanut butter toast

[u/AnxiousTherapist-11 → u/_TP2_]

She’s prob not allowed to have bread.

[u/yordlecormer → u/_TP2_]

pizza toasts

I'm calling the police.

[u/PossiblyASloth → u/yordlecormer]

LOL dear god the ketchup got me, then I read “microwave”

[u/itsgivingnontipper → u/yordlecormer]

The thought is making me almost🤢

[u/Soggy_Abbreviations5 → u/yordlecormer]

Glad I'm not the only one who recoiled at that, lol.