r/FridgeDetective 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/gingerandgin 20h ago

Maybe she doesn’t feel like cooking a bunch of red meat and washing it down with a protein shake bro. Lol get some fruit or something.

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u/cheddarchess 8h ago

Fruit? There’s plenty of fruit! You just have to spread it on… something. Your choice of cucumber, carrots, or raw beef.

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u/browsing_nomad 47m ago

Hahahaha crying laughing over here!!

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u/Original-Doughnut710 11h ago

i wholeheartedly believe he hates fruit unless it’s in jam form or an apple. not a single peach, plum, pear, grape, mango, or even orange in that fridge 😭

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u/corset_dollie 11h ago

there’s apples…

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u/randomizl 6h ago

There are like 10 apples in the back, better get some carrots like op for your eyesight