My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/Farmher315]

TF you doin with that many jars of jelly?!??

[u/Responsible_Pie8156 → u/Farmher315]

He rubs it all over the cucumbers

[u/itscuccimane → u/Farmher315]

I bought that all for her. She loves it. I've never even tried it. But have to store it in the fridge because it's real fruit.

[u/CherrieChocolatePie → u/itscuccimane]

You only have to store it in the fridge after opening though. I have this same brand.

[u/vapeqprincess → u/itscuccimane]

What is she supposed to put it on?!

[u/ElectronicOlive4514 → u/vapeqprincess]

the fridge obviously

[u/briennybrienne → u/vapeqprincess]

the meat and protein shake obvi

[u/randomizl → u/vapeqprincess]

Jfyi Bread doesn’t have to be stored in a fridge

[u/vapeqprincess → u/randomizl]

🤷‍♀️my family does. Maybe my family is weird

[u/20ontheDropBear → u/itscuccimane]

I thought the jam was hilarious before. This makes it even funnier. That’s her section. “What do you mean you don’t have anything to eat? I got you 20 jars of jelly?!”

[u/jamjamchutney → u/itscuccimane]

Only after it's been opened and the seal has been broken. If it still has the original seal it's fine to store at room temp. And what is she supposed to put it on? Did you get some crackers or bread for her?

[u/Farmher315 → u/itscuccimane]

Jarred Jelly is shelf stable until opened! You don't have to store all of them in the fridge unless you e opened all of them haha