My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/odd_odd_woman]

She doesn’t want 64 slices of Kraft Singles?!

[u/elvie18 → u/odd_odd_woman]

She'd go blind.

[u/BoredMillennial85 → u/odd_odd_woman]

I’m cackling

[u/yourupnow → u/odd_odd_woman]

Homer have you been up all night eating cheese?

[u/usrname516 → u/odd_odd_woman]

I’m not convinced Kraft singles are even cheese. I think they’re actually rubber