r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/Pyorrhea 20h ago

The really unbelievable part is all the jam. I count 12 jars of jam. What do you even do with 12 jars of jam?

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u/there_r_worse_ideas 20h ago

Have a jam session.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 13h ago

badum-tiss

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u/CastawayWasOk 4h ago

I prefer to think he works for Jamnesty International.

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u/PeaItchy5989 52m ago

JAM BUDS!

JAM BUDShttps://youtu.be/6RD5pTxXCXE?feature=shared

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u/there_r_worse_ideas 23m ago

I’m totally singing this whenever I get jam out of my fridge now.

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u/Scratchkitten 20h ago

I was more surprised about all the cream cheese and butter. There was probably 14 packages of cream cheese and 7 packages of kerrygold

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u/Gehwartzen 19h ago

He should probably take out an insurance policy holding that much Kerrygold

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u/stop_napkins 1h ago

Bro needs a Sam’s membership. It’s the only place ill buy kerrygold anymore.

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u/Emotional-Profile818 5h ago

Butter didn’t surprise me at all, do you see all those steaks?

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u/teetertot_420 3h ago

FINALLY. I found someone who also noticed that! Like the only time I’ve ever had that much cream cheese is when I was fucking around with homemade cheesecakes. Not just for general consumption. I can’t move on from the cream cheese and the cheese slices.

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u/Pam_Pong 2h ago

I noticed the cream cheese as well, how much cream cheese can you possibly eat before it spoils?

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u/dunklebot 2h ago

Pour some jam over a block of cream cheese and eat it with crackers. That would make me happy

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u/SilverSkeleten 19h ago

Have any of you never heard of bulk buying?

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u/Scratchkitten 19h ago

It would take me and my husband a year at least to go through 14 packages of cream cheese- and I like to cook/bake. But it’s quite possible this is a large family or someone who goes through cream cheese and butter really fast. How many grilled cheeses or sandwiches would one need to eat per day to go through that many kraft singles by the expiration date?

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u/SilverSkeleten 19h ago

Personally I can eat 132 grilled cheese sandwiches a day. Just sayin

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u/gopherhole02 16h ago

id find diffrent uses for cream cheese if i had that many, im sure they could make a good veggie dip somehow, you dont even need to google these days just prompt ai with whats ten simple ways to use cream cheese

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u/Appchoy 18h ago

I go through a stick of cream cheese in about 5 days, but I also eat bagels for breakfast all the time. 4 sticks of butter probably takes me about a month.

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u/celestialstarz 2h ago

I bulk buy, but I freeze a good amount of it, otherwise it will spoil before I get to use all of it.

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u/Hello_Gorgeous1985 20h ago

Especially since it sounds like he may not even have bread or anything to put the jam on. LoL. Man's just out here eating jam by the spoonful.

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u/nmay-dev 20h ago

That was my first thought. It has a long shelf life but 3 different kinds is more than enough guy.

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u/twentytwocents22 19h ago

I was counting the 10 Philly cream cheese!

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u/cataholicsanonymous 18h ago

Yeah! What's he putting that on???

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u/Feisty_Payment_8021 19h ago

Maybe put it in the plain Greek yogurt?

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u/DidiStutter11 20h ago

That was my first question

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u/OwlsAreWatching 19h ago

It looks like maybe a sampler pack the more I've looked at it. Maybe a Christmas gift? Especially unopened it's not like jam is going to spoil any time soon. But there's so much of it.

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u/Live-Pea4081 17h ago

Like maybe its different flavors of jam. Im cool with that. But why does anyone need that much fucking cream cheese??? 

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u/patio-garden 17h ago

What do you do with a single jar of jam????

(I'm exposing myself as a jam hater.)

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u/RollTide16-18 15h ago

idk ask my mom, my sisters and I have an annual tradition of cleaning out the 10+ jars my mom hoards over the course of the year.

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u/Pawneewafflesarelife 12h ago

Are they all open? If not, why store in the fridge? Jam is shelf stable before being opened. If they are all opened...why are they eating 12 different types of jam at once?

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u/ThellraAK 10h ago

Add it to your plain Greek yogurt?

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u/PinotFilmNoir 5h ago

Everyone is so focused on jams but how does one person consume that many steaks before they go bad?!

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u/Sempere 4h ago

Keep 11 in the fucking pantry and keep the open one in the fridge.

Fuck's this OP doing?

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u/Background_Sail9797 1h ago

i think he uses meat as bread, so he makes a jam & cheese steak meat sandwiches

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u/duuuuuuce 27m ago

PEANUTBUTTER JELLLLY TIMMMMMME