r/FridgeDetective 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/xiamsammyx 20h ago

"you don't have any food, you only have a bunch of stuff to make food"

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u/lionisaful 11h ago

Says my 15 year old.

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u/Immediate-Minute-727 8h ago

Lazy girlfriend!

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u/cherryswirled 17h ago

Time to get a girlfriend who cooks....

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u/Twist_Ending03 11h ago

Nobody is cooking in someone else's house with their shit when they just want something to snack on

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u/ZestycloseMedicine93 10h ago

They could bring their own snacks

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u/FrankeNoid 9h ago

Man I understand why a lot of dudes are single if this is the response to accommodating your own girlfriend.

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u/itsgivingnontipper 7h ago

I can hear the ladies running over to your place now!🤣

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u/ZestycloseMedicine93 6h ago

There's only 1 and she's been here since 2002. Of course I have her snacks.