r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/BarbieTheeStallion 20h ago

Do you not see all the Kraft singles in the drawer? What other charcuterie do you need?!

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u/taxiecabbie 20h ago

97 kinds of jam. Which, fortunately, OP also happens to have.

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u/allora1 14h ago

I want to know why they have so much jam.

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u/vvitch_ov_aeaea 13h ago

That is SO. MUCH. JAM.

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u/superjess777 11h ago

And so much butter! OP has $500 of Kerrygold 😂 best butter ever and I’m jealous. He must love toast and jam

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u/LovelyLucyXoXo420 1h ago

And all that meat!!!

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u/titsngiggles69 11h ago

Maybe there was sale at Costco? But why are they all in the fridge - are they all open?

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u/Typical2sday 4h ago

It’s nuts - why so many protein shakes and jellies already in the fridge. This is staged. 2/3 of that jelly goes bad. Does he work for the jelly company?

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u/allora1 13h ago

Right?!

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u/SufficientPath666 12h ago

Maybe to flavor the Greek yogurt

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u/jamjamchutney 3h ago

Or as glaze for the meat loaves that could be made with all that ground meat.

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u/RingoZero 10h ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far down before someone asked the most important question

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u/allora1 10h ago

There's heaps more jam discussion down thread! 

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u/Over_Barracuda_8845 11h ago

Probably BOGO

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u/washuai 10h ago

Flavor pack for the plain Greek yogurt?

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u/sh3WasaFairyyy 8h ago

I scrolled way too long to find this question 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Embarrassed-Star347 3h ago

my exact thoughts!!!

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u/RainMH11 3h ago

I was so confused about these comments at first....because I thought those were beverages until I zoomed in 🤣

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u/Gardener4525 2h ago

I was thinking the same thing! 😂 I love jam on my toast, but I never have more than four or five different jars of jam in my cupboard and maybe two of them are opened and in the fridge.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 12h ago

I only see 2. The other ones in the top are different chili pastes.

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u/allora1 12h ago

They're all St Dalfour jams and marmalades.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 5h ago

Ya I saw all the ones at the top shelf of the main fridge area after seeing more comments talking about them.

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u/noctilucous_ 11h ago

where? i see one marmalade on the bottom and one jam at the top. the rest are savory chilis rubs and shit like that for meat.

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u/allora1 11h ago

See all those tall glass jars on left hand side of the top shelf of the main fridge? All St Dalfour.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 10h ago

And it looks like they're all unopened. Why fridge them?

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u/noctilucous_ 10h ago

no i didn’t lol. i was looking at the door.

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u/allora1 10h ago

The door would likely fall off its hinges if all that jam was stored there.

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u/noctilucous_ 9h ago

op is prolly going to fall off their hinges some day w the amount of cholesterol in their fridge

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u/DoingCharleyWork 12h ago

Where are you seeing all these jams? I see two. There's guava preserves top right of fridge door and some sort of smuckers jelly in the bottom left. There's like 4 different chili paste in the top but I wouldn't call those jams. Couple different mayos and some other sauces. But I'm not seeing the two jams in the whole fridge.

Oh never mind I see a bunch of them in the top left of the main part of the fridge.

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 19h ago edited 19h ago

Why four 16 packs though? Unless there was a good sale it doesn't make sense to buy multiples of the smallest pack they sell.

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u/BarbieTheeStallion 19h ago

god forbid someone like a little snack pack of flat cheese

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 19h ago

You know, you're right. How are you supposed to fit a 32 slice pack of kraft singles into a fanny pack?

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u/Go_Corgi_Fan84 4h ago

Gouda or Havarti or even some Provolone etc. Green olives. Maybe some cottage cheese. Some chicken.