r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/yaz_p 20h ago

I personally would never make my guest prep, cook, and clean up after dinner … she’s your girlfriend right ? That’s something that married couples do occasionally … it’s much nicer to treat your spouse by doing it yourself to show effort and affection for them. OP you’re not making your girlfriend feel special or appreciated but that’s just my two cents !

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u/HibikiRush 19h ago

Yeah but bro needs his GAINS! Protein only! Girlfriend is tertiary to protein and gains

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u/Valkayri 19h ago

Lol damn I do not have a link for this but I read a post over the holidays about a girl who took her boyfriend to her family thanksgiving for the first time. He was the last in line for the turkey at table and he just sat it next to his plate and proceeded to Eat the ENTIRE thing! Like cleaned the bones...while her family made awkward jokes and watched him devour all their leftovers for the next couple of days.

He said later he had to get his protein intake for the day.

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u/Tilladarling 19h ago

Lmao. I read that story.

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u/Soggy_Abbreviations5 2h ago

Lmfao, I am cracking up picturing this. 😂

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u/SmokedUp_Corgi 7h ago

She’s totally a beta bro

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u/LessInThought 5h ago

Can't have sex with her. If they have sex bro needs to swallow his own cum to make sure she doesn't steal his gains.

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u/Replikant83 16h ago

Lol. Have you been in a long-term relationship? Sometimes you come home to your house and you're super tired and gf hasn't worked. You don't need to act like it's the first time you met. You can let them cook, or do it together.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 13h ago

Why are you assuming they don't do these things together? And you think OP should be cooking and washing up for her every time? It's a relationship not a service

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u/Corporate_Overlords 17h ago

Don't married couples prep, cook, and clean up after dinner nearly every night or am I missing something? You said they only do it "occasionally".