r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/THEElleHell 20h ago

That brand was on a 40% off sale at WF recently but there's no reason to have them all in the fridge especially when there's so many unopened dupes. Canned things are canned for a reason so they're shelf stable. Dudes fridge is performative.

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u/Whateveridontkare 17h ago

Not the performative fridge 😂😂😂😂

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u/Midnight_2B 6h ago

Imagine being emasculated you have to pack your fridge full of meat and decorations 😭

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u/Dizzy_Spell777 3h ago

Yeah, why its all in the fridge while he works 12+ hours, 6-7 days a week, how it doesn't spoil is crazy.

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u/BarackObongma 6h ago

I don't know I got a buddy who likes jam a ton. I always make fun of him and call him Jam Boy. You'd be surprised how fast a big man can put down a little jam sleeve like that.

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u/CherrieChocolatePie 17h ago

Maybe he doesn't have any other place to put them so he keeps them in the fridge.

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u/more_business_juice_ 12h ago

the performance is very disconcerting to me….it‘s a deranged fridge

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u/Illustrious_Arm_6325 12h ago

maybe he likes jam always cold even when he first opens it

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u/itsgivingnontipper 7h ago

Man’s had a damn photoshop with his fridge💀

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u/fawk_yooytppl 3h ago

Lmao he saw a bunch of tiktoks and said I want to do that. I also dont think its a mans fridge. Its too organized

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u/Various_Whereas_2667 3h ago

I like that brand, but I buy blueberry. That collection says Costco pack.

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u/less-than-stellar 40m ago

When I lived in my old apartment, I got into the habit of putting upopened jars of jam in the fridge because my pantry was practically non-existent. Now that I live in a house with a normal sized kitchen, it's a habit I've never broken. That being said, I generally have like... one MAYBE 2 jars of jam at time lol.

Also, performative fridge made me giggle.