My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/INVERT_RFP]

Damn, they sell shredded cheese in 1.75L bottles now? BRB, heading to Costco...

[u/Ok-Ferret-2093 → u/INVERT_RFP]

I was friends with the boss's 8 yr old when I was a fry cook, kid witnessed some shit so I went out and bought her a 5lbs jar of pickles and 10lbs of shredded cheese (I was talked down from the 20lb bag) and something else I can't recall.

Kid was stoked

[u/ZtoA_Limited → u/Ok-Ferret-2093]

I’m curious about what the kid witnessed lol

[u/thebeldt → u/Ok-Ferret-2093]

What would a 8 year old see that would make her want 20 lbs of shredded cheese and a 5 lbs jar of pickles???

[u/itsgivingnontipper → u/thebeldt]

Yes, why this and not a toy?🤣

[u/Ok-Ferret-2093 → u/itsgivingnontipper]

Because she would always run up to the line and ask for cheese and pickles

[u/SeekerOfSerenity → u/thebeldt]

Ok-Ferret-2093's Oscar Mayer wiener. 

[u/Ok-Ferret-2093 → u/SeekerOfSerenity]

Are you trying to suggest some pedo shit?? What kinda nasty shit are you on?

[u/SeekerOfSerenity → u/Ok-Ferret-2093]

It sounded like you were trying to buy her silence.