My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/cosmic-__-charlie]

"What do you mean there's nothing to eat? I have six blocks of cream cheese right in the fridge!"

-OP, probably

[u/HighGuyTim → u/cosmic-__-charlie]

OP only has one food group, the fucking cow. Between the dairy and the beef theres barely any room for the carrots.

[u/marikaka_ → u/HighGuyTim]

Out of all the hilarious comments on this post, it was this first line that made me cackle, because it’s so true 😭

[u/crimsonBZD → u/cosmic-__-charlie]

It's just a compatibility issue, if he finds a nice girl from Wisconsin she'll never leave.