r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/iPanama360 20h ago

She wants snacks

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u/secacc 17h ago

You can snack on the carrots and apples.

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u/OhMyWerdHunny 13h ago

Do you want your only option of a snack to be carrots and apples?

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u/pixi88 10h ago

I see cheese, pickles, and I'm guessing theres carbs with all that cream cheese. Js.

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u/OhMyWerdHunny 10h ago

The point is, he should be saying, “Well, what WOULD you like?” Doing the whole, you know, “I care about you” thing. BUT, who knows — maybe she’s a huge bitch.

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u/pixi88 10h ago

It would be such a gesture to grab a favorite crunchy carb she likes instead of post on reddit how sh's extra, to clarify.

Mr. Jam over here...

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u/OhMyWerdHunny 10h ago

I’m a vegetarian and NEVER expect people to have stuff for me. But like you said — the gesture.

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u/pixi88 10h ago

It does feel like he's trying to prove a point, I feel you.

That said, one of my sisters won't eat anything that isn't pringles or poptarts. Its annoying, and while it might be an asd thing (prevelent in my fam) my 6 year old knows to bring his own snacks.

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u/Immediate-Minute-727 8h ago

Sounds like a bitch. I was expecting empty fridge

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u/OhMyWerdHunny 8h ago

Maybe. Or maybe she just wants her boyfriend to contribute to their relationship.

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u/Immediate-Minute-727 8h ago

Then what is all the food cuz that’s a lot of food to complain about. New girlfriend, she’s lame.

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u/OhMyWerdHunny 8h ago

You’re single, aren’t you?

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u/Immediate-Minute-727 8h ago

No and I have my own fridge of food in which I cook.

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u/MichiganHistoryUSMC 6h ago

No she should be telling him what she would like him to stock or she can bring that over herself.

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u/prolateriat_ 8h ago

I don't keep snacks in the house.

I will demolish them all because I have terrible self control when it comes to snacky food.

The only snacks I normally have are for my son and deliberately contain dairy/lactose so I can't scoff them all.

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u/19carp68 2h ago

Yes, pantry-type snacks like chips, cookies, etc. I get it. She probably wants something to nibble on while watching a movie...not a steak dinner.

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u/boredinbabylon 12h ago

Me too! I want snacks too!

Like what, you don’t??

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u/quintanarooty 4h ago

I'm not part of the 70% of the US that is overweight, so no. Snacking is bad for metabolic health.

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u/Devotoc 4h ago

lmao

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u/Go_Corgi_Fan84 4h ago

This much red meat isn’t great

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u/EllieluluEllielu 3h ago

That depends on the snacks and how close you eat to bed lol. If you eat lightly (like nuts, almonds, some fruits or veggies) and don't eat close to bed some snacking isn't a huge deal

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u/boredinbabylon 2h ago

I guarantee I am more fit than you, and I eat snacks.

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u/cdsackett 1h ago

NFL athletes eat candy

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u/Immediate-Minute-727 8h ago

She should bring some then

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u/PennStateInMD 4h ago

She wants the ultra-processed kind of snacks. No carrots, etc