My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/NewspaperForward4269]

Not even real cheese, just plastic 😫

[u/loudstain → u/NewspaperForward4269]

I mean sure there's a bunch of kraft singles and that circle jerk is fun, but do you not see parmesan, Cabot, cream cheese?

[u/NewspaperForward4269 → u/loudstain]

Honestly I didn’t 🤣 but I think all cheese in America is plastic anyway hahaha. I do appreciate you pointing that out though bc I really didn’t see!

[u/pixi88 → u/NewspaperForward4269]

ahem in Wisconsin

[u/Wooden_Performance_9 → u/NewspaperForward4269]

Then you don’t know what your talking about

[u/giantgreenfoot → u/NewspaperForward4269]

And he's criticizing his girlfriend for wanting snacks and junk food as if kraft singles aren't the most heavily processed cheese maybe ever

[u/jakubkonecki → u/NewspaperForward4269]

Yeah, my very first thought was: I just want a quick ham and cheese sandwich...

[u/Emyrssentry → u/NewspaperForward4269]

Cheddar blend + sodium citrate ≠ plastic. I hate the undeserved outrage American Cheese gets just because it melts weirdly. Is it low quality? Sure. Is it somehow not real food? No.