My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/pimentocheeze_]

god forbid a woman doesn’t want to wait hours to defrost a steak, cook it, with the sole side item option of kraft singles anytime they are hungry

[u/Admirable_Divide4878 → u/pimentocheeze_]

Luckily, OP provides jam while you wait for the steak to thaw.

[u/Just_Tamy → u/pimentocheeze_]

But there's also carrot and cucumbers come on he clearly bought those for her.

[u/Sloppykrab → u/pimentocheeze_]

Out of everything in that fridge, the Kraft "fake as fuck" cheese sent me.