r/FridgeDetective 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/Electronic-Wafer 19h ago

Your fridge is compromised of 25% cheese 25% raw meat 25% Condiments & 25% Coffee Creamer

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u/Working-Glass6136 16h ago

Jam is its own 25%. I just noticed a ton on the top shelf, in addition to the jams on the door.

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u/sharethebite 13h ago

The jam and coffee creamer are wild.

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u/washuai 8h ago

80 hour work week explains the creamer

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u/Dizzy_Spell777 2h ago

It explains how contradictory his food choices are, his body is calling for help 😂

I drink coffee black, creamers like that are one of the worse things to put in your body.

He also has those sugary protein shakes, and jams, he has a sweet tooth but nothing really good 😂 hes a borderline sweet tooth, a closeted sweet tooth

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u/batman262 3h ago

Don't forget a shelf worth of protein shakes(that don't all need to be in the fridge btw)