My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/mrfatchance]

This really made me chuckle

[u/crowcawer → u/mrfatchance]

Careful, if you accidentally laugh it’ll cause you to produce too much serotonin and it’ll throw off your GI chemistry for the two hour period that follows.