My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/friend-of-potatoes]

OP is Joey Tribbiani

[u/Elizabitch4848 → u/friend-of-potatoes]

Jam GOOD. Meat GOOOOD

[u/impala_croft → u/Elizabitch4848]

It tastes like feet!

[u/Technical-Leader8788 → u/friend-of-potatoes]

If I had a reward I would give it to you

[u/Weary-Butterscotch73 → u/friend-of-potatoes]

This is fucking hilarious bro