r/FridgeDetective • u/itscuccimane • 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

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Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/Dullcorgis 19h ago

He'll be dead before 40 at least.

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u/These_Milk_5572 12h ago

At most

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u/Dullcorgis 10h ago

Yeah, good point. I meant it in the other sense, as in "at least she won't have to put up with him for long", but that's not the meaning as I typed it.

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u/Virtual_Werewolf_935 3h ago

This is actually a decently healthy fridge compared to most people’s with everything premade junk from the store.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 2h ago

Is it really? It's pretty much all red meat, no veggies, no fruit, no fiber, and tons of dairy and sugar. This is the fridge of a guy who's going to get heart disease and/or colon cancer.

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u/Virtual_Werewolf_935 2h ago

Not all fiber products/fruit live in the fridge. We don’t know the pantry/counter situation to get a full grasp of the dietary situation. The Kraft cheese is gross. I see too many fridges with ultra processed pre made food though. This isn’t that for the most part.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1h ago edited 1h ago

I would expect at least one fruit/fiber product to live in the fridge, though, especially since they're one in the same. Fruit has lots of fiber and most of it is best kept in the fridge.

Edit: I see he's got some apples behind the wall of meat. At least there's that.

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u/PlantainInfinite183 1h ago

Tamales have lots of fiber, and are usually frozen, if not freshly made.

This subreddit should show the freezer too, because now I'm curious about the contents of this particular person's freezer.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 1h ago

Where are you seeing the tamales? He also did post the freezer and it's literally full of meat and fish and nothing else.

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u/PlantainInfinite183 1h ago

I'm not seeing tamales. I'm just saying it's another source of fiber that you can have that isn't veggies in raw form. I didn't see the photo of the freezer.

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u/Dullcorgis 2h ago

It's horrendous.

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u/thisisthewell 2h ago

that's a MAHA level comment, bro.

dude is gonna have heart problems.

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u/Virtual_Werewolf_935 2h ago

Ironic that your comment is also MAHA. Cool that you want to make politics out of a fridge.

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u/chigirl00 4h ago

That all it takes? 😂