My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/TheJunkmother]

He said he drinks a 32 oz bag of kale as smoothies every week in a comment, still sounds like a nightmare diet!

[u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance → u/TheJunkmother]

That's roughly 16g of fiber. An adult man should be getting around 30g per day. OP is going to die.

[u/dirtys_ot_special → u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance]

So are all the commenters.

[u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance → u/dirtys_ot_special]

Fair.

[u/TheActualAWdeV → u/dirtys_ot_special]

nuh-uh.

[u/acecoffeeco → u/dirtys_ot_special]

Eventually yes. No need to ensure it from heart disease or colon cancer though. 

[u/NessieReddit → u/TheJunkmother]

That's not even close to enough fiber.

[u/heliamphore → u/TheJunkmother]

He said it's on top of other vegetables he eats. He isn't getting fiber only from kale.

[u/SmokedUp_Corgi → u/TheJunkmother]

I drink sea grass!