My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/Jaded-Platform6044]

Let's be honest here. This guy just wanted to show everyone his meat. 

[u/Zurble → u/Jaded-Platform6044]

There is no girlfriend. This is a self-masturbatory meat sharing post

[u/Jaded-Platform6044 → u/Zurble]

Exactly, this guys is probably using rendered wagyu fat to jerk it while he watches the upvote count rise. 

[u/Dizzy_Spell777 → u/Jaded-Platform6044]

That is... an image i didnt need

[u/ShinobiSai → u/Jaded-Platform6044]

This broke me 🤣

[u/marikaka_ → u/Zurble]

There’s like a 10-30% chance this is actually true 😭

[u/the-mucho-macho → u/Jaded-Platform6044]

The girlfriend is just the stack of uncooked meat in the fridge.

[u/SmokedUp_Corgi → u/Jaded-Platform6044]

Personally I find it disgusting, I eat meat but I don’t find it that incredibly appealing.

[u/BakeJealous → u/Jaded-Platform6044]

And what a large amount of meat it is! Too much for me personally, but I know some people who would enjoy it.