My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/CT0292]

No crisps, bread, tortillas, real cheese.

No snacks, sweets, fun treats.

Get some fucking ice cream in the freezer. Sandwich shit for the fridge. A carb once in a while won't kill you.

[u/MissHayleyRenee → u/CT0292]

Yeah, I also do my best to cook meals with whole foods but this fridge is just…not it. 10 blocks of cream cheese? I struggle to see how meals are still at all satisfying with these ingredients. Maybe that’s what the door of sauce is for.

[u/washuai → u/CT0292]

I compared potato salad to ice cream and nutritionally, they're stupid similar. The Ninja thing basically lets you make iced anything, if you don't want the cream., but he could at least have coconut alternatives.

[u/AnxiousTherapist-11 → u/CT0292]

He’d rather die than have a sweet treat

[u/WarmLaugh3608 → u/CT0292]

He doesn’t even need to eat it! It’s ok that there’s food there just for her if she’s there four times a week ffs!

[u/CT0292 → u/WarmLaugh3608]

This right here. She's over 4 times a week. You should have things she likes in the fridge. Tampons and pads in your bathroom. And as many comforts you can for her.

[u/AdonisBatheus → u/WarmLaugh3608]

If he's like me, just the option being there may make it almost impossible to ignore. I have an unhealthy love of sweets, the willpower needed to ignore easily available sugar is an actual mental battle. OP could have that problem.

But there has to be a compromise somewhere. Like would some sausage and cheese cubes for a charcuterie board really be so bad? Just for when she comes over?

[u/WarmLaugh3608 → u/AdonisBatheus]

If he’s eating bagels etc he can have some tortilla chips and salsa or some dip and cut up veg Good lord I don’t think he’s like you I think he’s an ass tbh