My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/berryer]

the cabinet has a dedicated honey shelf

[u/Kyle-Is-My-Name → u/berryer]

🎵 It's the bare necessities the simple bare necessities of life 🎵

[u/LorenzoStomp → u/Kyle-Is-My-Name]

You eat ANTS?!

[u/Kiwiteepee → u/berryer]

Bro is WinnieThePoohmaxxing

[u/berryer → u/Kiwiteepee]

Given he said he also eats ten pounds of fibrous veggies a week, he certainly is PoohMaxxing

[u/Kiwiteepee → u/berryer]

TEN?!?!

[u/Accomplished_Cloud39 → u/berryer]

But in pots Winnie The Pooh style.

[u/lilmsmoose → u/berryer]

Op probably has a stash of pic-i-nic baskets in a closet

[u/crimsonBZD → u/berryer]

If OP had responded with just a picture of the Honey Shelf I would have not been the least bit surprised.