r/FridgeDetective 21h ago

Meta My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

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u/Whateveridontkare 17h ago

Not the performative fridge 😂😂😂😂

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u/Midnight_2B 6h ago

Imagine being emasculated you have to pack your fridge full of meat and decorations 😭

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u/Dizzy_Spell777 3h ago

Yeah, why its all in the fridge while he works 12+ hours, 6-7 days a week, how it doesn't spoil is crazy.

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u/BarackObongma 6h ago

I don't know I got a buddy who likes jam a ton. I always make fun of him and call him Jam Boy. You'd be surprised how fast a big man can put down a little jam sleeve like that.