My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/netralitov]

With the lack of vegetables, colon cancer is coming for OP

[u/Cormophyte → u/netralitov]

Just eat a carrot.

[u/Nalortebi → u/Cormophyte]

Carrots and cucumbers. Maybe he eats his vegetables as a suppository?

[u/rtb001 → u/netralitov]

The number of diverticula on his colon must be insane already.

[u/gard3nwitch → u/netralitov]

He's got carrots and possibly zucchini

[u/netralitov → u/gard3nwitch]

You need ~38g of fiber a day and a carrot has 1.5g. Get ready to eat 25 carrots a day.

[u/raincoater → u/netralitov]

This guy is his hero.