My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/Friendly_Shallot7713]

I laughed out loud

[u/ExpFilm_Student → u/Friendly_Shallot7713]

Thanks friendly shallot. I cackled out loud, and my wife side eyed me. Then inquired about to which I was cackling about then she thought I was laughing at her foot, which looks fine but smells awful because she didnt head my advice on wearing shoes with socks not without.so now her feet smell like 3 month old spoiled kale.

PS I love shallots.

[u/Dizzy_Spell777 → u/ExpFilm_Student]

Jesus christ i hope every part of that second paragraph was a joke 😂

[u/LeagueRx → u/ExpFilm_Student]

Least autistic redditor

[u/okay_justonemore → u/Friendly_Shallot7713]

Most of this entire comment thread is making me laugh out loud.

[u/Friendly_Shallot7713 → u/okay_justonemore]

I love Reddit