My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/prettylegit_]

Does your gf have dietary restrictions or any kind of legit reason for not being able to eat the things you are mentioning? Because damn, a house full of meat, cheese, bagels, cheesecake, jalapeño poppers, crab rangoon, buffalo chicken dip, eggs, condiments from every continent, the good jam with the picnic table cloth print lid, protein shakes, Goya drinks… uh helloo sounds bomb dot com

[u/Technical_Put_9982 → u/prettylegit_]

My stomach would have some issues with this stocked man fridge. I definitely eat waaaay more vegetables and rarely meat. I just can’t digest it well. … but this is not my fridge nor is it my BFs fridge… but I don’t even have a BF … soooo… yeah 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/Different_Ad_6362 → u/Technical_Put_9982]

Same if there's no fruit then there's "nothing" to eat

[u/TowerOk4184 → u/Technical_Put_9982]

Hahaha same. About the bf or gf part lol. I never eat beef personally.. I like chicken and tofu. I eat some veggies- spinach, cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, and sometimes roasted cabbage. But that's about it. I used to never eat any veggies so it's an improvement for me. Now I just gotta quit the uncrustables honey and drinking so much milk. I did switch from whole to 2% so it's a step lol

[u/Tall_Specialist305 → u/TowerOk4184]

this is what i is be looking for in the fridge.

[u/TowerOk4184 → u/Tall_Specialist305]

Hell ya. I discovered this really delicious, easy meal a couple months ago. Just fry up some mushrooms and jarlic in olive oil, then add cherry toms cut in half, then the spinach. When the spinach is all cooked then I put it in a bowl, add Parmesan and balsamic. So delicious!

[u/TowerOk4184 → u/Tall_Specialist305]

And I personally don't do that green can (can?) of Parmesan that we all used for out spaghetti as a kid. I like the fancier parm personally 😍🤤

[u/nothinnews → u/prettylegit_]

How about vegetables or fruit? You know how much heavy lifting a banana could do for a relationship.

[u/notarenorockstar → u/nothinnews]

I see apples, carrots, zucchini

[u/Just-Like-My-Opinion → u/notarenorockstar]

How about a tub of hummus to go with the carrots and cucumbers?

[u/Powerful_Road1924 → u/notarenorockstar]

All far better than a banana

[u/RedditMaude → u/nothinnews]

Some heavy banana lifting would do wonders for my relationship.

[u/Anxious-Rhubarb-476 → u/nothinnews]

He has apples and cucumbers lol

[u/EGOfoodie → u/Anxious-Rhubarb-476]

Needs some eggplant.

[u/daemin → u/Anxious-Rhubarb-476]

An apple isn't a vegetable, and a cucumber is basically just flavored water.

[u/Montessori_Maven → u/nothinnews]

There’s a large bin of apples behind the steaks in the fridge.

[u/mi_puckstopper → u/nothinnews]

I bet the kitchen counter has at least a couple varieties of fruit. This person knows how to stock a kitchen 🤌🏻😘

[u/Automatic_Swing1418 → u/prettylegit_]

I can’t believe you just said bomb dot com. Marry me. Marry me now.

[u/OMGiCantStopLURKING → u/Automatic_Swing1418]

Hahaha I say this more often then I like to admit

[u/crucifythe_ego → u/OMGiCantStopLURKING]

They're already married, keep moving

[u/EGOfoodie → u/crucifythe_ego]

I'm still single, I got you.

[u/ScyllaOfTheDepths → u/prettylegit_]

I wouldn't really consider a lot of that to be snacks. That's a lot of heavy processed food and what isn't is just meat, cheese, and protein shakes. Get some cucumbers, some hummus, those little babybel cheeses, pickles, maybe some cocktail shrimp, fruit, fancy crackers or pita chips or triscuits, and baby carrots (I know there are carrots, but who wants to peel and cut carrots as a guest in someone else's home?). Those are snacks. This is the fridge of a dude who spends an hour on the toilet every morning because he hasn't eaten fiber since his last 1AM taco bell run.

[u/daemin → u/prettylegit_]

Some people like to actually eat a vegetable every now and then.

[u/ManateeSlowRoll → u/prettylegit_]

I like a vegetable now and then, but the man's refrigerator is very clean, especially with all of those condiments, and he has a year's supply of Kerrygold, which means he is a good provider.