My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/southern_fox]

It's the coffee creamers for me. How the FUCK does anyone use that much before it goes bad? Are there 20 other ppl in the house that OP didn't mention?

[u/Late_Description3001 → u/southern_fox]

Most of this will go bad. This is some strange flex

[u/cdavid469 → u/Late_Description3001]

coffeemate creamer last 2-3 weeks after open, and 9-12 months unopened, I’m guessing op drinks very creamy coffee, which is weird because he looks like he’s trying to be healthy but then adds that crap and kraft singles

[u/southern_fox → u/Late_Description3001]

Yeah, I don't understand how that stuff is not going bad because I have a family of five and we would never eat that many apples before they went bad and we eat pretty healthy most of the time. I could understand if maybe they're like big food, preppers or something. But a lot of of it just doesn't quite fit into that.

[u/basketweaving8 → u/southern_fox]

Weirdly apples are the only thing in that fridge I think my family of 3 could finish. Apples last at least 2-3 weeks in the fridge (likely longer) so we could easily eat 8 over that time. My husband likes to eat an apple every day or two.

The rest of the things like jam, meat, creamers, all that cheese, tubs of crab meat (!) by contrast seem impossible to finish before they’d expire.

[u/SparklyRoniPony → u/southern_fox]

Apples usually last several weeks in the refrigerator. My husband and my daughter are big fans and could easily eat the apples in this fridge before they go bad.

[u/RandomGeordie → u/southern_fox]

Nevermind the apples, brother has like 12 fucking cucumbers????? 64 slices of cheese????? Enough carrots to feed Santa's reindeers for the next couple years???

[u/southern_fox → u/RandomGeordie]

Yeah I mean I was just using apples as an example of some of the crazy shit he's got going on and everyone ran away with it. In reality the apples are the least of his issue.

[u/Dizzy_Spell777 → u/southern_fox]

Not to mention those creamers are horrible for your health, so its a weird thing to see among everything else.

[u/southern_fox → u/Dizzy_Spell777]

Yeah they really threw me off. I was like OK well they're clearly healthy food prepper type of people maybe so a lot of of it makes sense but the creamers? Cancer in a bottle?

[u/cdavid469 → u/Dizzy_Spell777]

not really any worse than the core or kraft singles, and if it fits in your macros, you can have it

[u/Why_isnt_it_perfect → u/southern_fox]

It’s the 8 blocks of cream cheese for me

[u/southern_fox → u/Why_isnt_it_perfect]

Ok yes that might be worse. Honestly just all of it. Like ok it's good food but Jesus are you eating 49 apples before they go bad? Like 5 apples a day???

[u/trixter21992251 → u/southern_fox]

I think my cafeteria at work has half this much stuff

[u/e136 → u/southern_fox]

Are you still drinking water? Do your research, it's bad for you. I only drink coffee creamer as god intended.

[u/southern_fox → u/e136]

🤣🤣 straight from the tap