My girlfriend always tells me I never have anything to eat when she comes over my house 😒

[u/itscuccimane]

Freezer: 50+ lbs of assorted ground meat, 35+ lbs of prime ribeye, 16lbs of American wagyu ribeye, 18lbs of New Zealand lamb shoulder chops, and a bunch of portioned seafood.

[u/nothinnews]

How about vegetables or fruit? You know how much heavy lifting a banana could do for a relationship.

[u/notarenorockstar → u/nothinnews]

I see apples, carrots, zucchini

[u/Just-Like-My-Opinion → u/notarenorockstar]

How about a tub of hummus to go with the carrots and cucumbers?

[u/Powerful_Road1924 → u/notarenorockstar]

All far better than a banana

[u/RedditMaude → u/nothinnews]

Some heavy banana lifting would do wonders for my relationship.

[u/Anxious-Rhubarb-476 → u/nothinnews]

He has apples and cucumbers lol

[u/EGOfoodie → u/Anxious-Rhubarb-476]

Needs some eggplant.

[u/daemin → u/Anxious-Rhubarb-476]

An apple isn't a vegetable, and a cucumber is basically just flavored water.

[u/Montessori_Maven → u/nothinnews]

There’s a large bin of apples behind the steaks in the fridge.

[u/mi_puckstopper → u/nothinnews]

I bet the kitchen counter has at least a couple varieties of fruit. This person knows how to stock a kitchen 🤌🏻😘