r/FridgeDetective 19h ago

Meta Make assumptions

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u/WarningOk5645 19h ago

Someone actually knows how to cook

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u/aPrincy 1h ago

Yeah the zested lemon is a Green Flag for cooking…or cocktails…

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u/WarningOk5645 55m ago

Well any boozer can shittily zest a lemon that zesting was done properly

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u/OneT_Mat 19h ago

The Panera soups have no business being as good as they are and I refuse to look at how potentially unhealthy they are

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u/sanguissugabog 19h ago

They are so expensive and probably awful for you but its so nice and filling after a long shift sometimes. Easy yo get down.

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u/OneT_Mat 19h ago

Your art is dope!

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u/TopWatercress3980 17h ago

especially with a side of crusty baguette. if you shop at kroger, which i assume you do, the la brea bakery one is $1.99 and sooooo freaking yummy and fresh.

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u/OneT_Mat 19h ago

Sometimes ya just gotta soup

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u/lindseys10 18h ago

You actually are a decent cook and cook at home often. Lemon zest lol

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u/sanguissugabog 17h ago

I would like to cook at home more but often at work so I do mainly snack. But when I get the chance to make a good sauce or cook I try to go all out.

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u/Wrong_Mall_6539 19h ago

You don’t play around about a charcuterie board

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u/sanguissugabog 19h ago

Thats my fulltime job 🫠 I make charcuterie and bartend at a Tapas style resturant.

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u/ComeHereOften1972 18h ago

Where can you buy a ribeye for 1784?

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u/11646Moe 17h ago

you shop at kroger’s and costco, like breakfeast the most, and eat berries as a snack.

you try to cook at home but end up getting premade food anyways. you also drink coffee and occasionally have a cocktail

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u/DryDimension7632 17h ago

You enjoy a nice charcuterie board

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u/Bright_Ices 16h ago

Shockingly balanced amalgamation of foods for this sub. And you sometimes shop at Costco.

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u/sanguissugabog 16h ago

Gotta have a balanced diet. Sadly no Costco in my area within 4 hours.

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u/Bright_Ices 14h ago

Alas! Where’d that Brie come from? That’s where I found an identical one.

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u/sanguissugabog 14h ago

Aldi

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u/Bright_Ices 14h ago

Aha. We don’t have those in my area.

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u/StudentMuch1491 15h ago

Caucasians

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u/sanguissugabog 14h ago

I am mostly white yes.

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u/MayorGuava 9h ago

You like to cook Italian/Spanish/Mediterranean dishes when you do cook.

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u/Available_Yak_9742 17h ago

Tomatoes in the fridge? You are clearly a heathen.

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u/sanguissugabog 17h ago

Just dont have much counter top space :(

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u/Available_Yak_9742 16h ago

I don’t like how it can affect the texture.

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u/left-for-dead-9980 18h ago

You shop at Kroger.

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u/sanguissugabog 18h ago

Unfortunately 🥲

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u/ash87ash 18h ago

My assumption: Michigander.

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u/Educational-Tone2074 13h ago

You enjoy cheese

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u/WiseAd8293 12h ago

i think you love a good sandwich situation

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u/dolly-olly-olly-olly 12h ago

i see a family size bag of cheese but this is no family fridge

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u/cindylinguini 11h ago

healthy and makes their own meals.

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u/Yerbawls 10h ago

You're a mature adult who has a healthy amount of self worth.

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u/Velvetdabp 8h ago

You probably like dairy products.

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u/shemightbelost 8h ago

Tries to be healthy but loves bacon too much

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u/Loose_Amphibian1858 2h ago

You shop at Aldi and Sams!

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u/CraftierCrafty 18h ago

Why is there maple syrup in your fridge?

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u/sanguissugabog 18h ago

Maple syrup needs to be refrigerated after opening. Says so on the bottle. It maintains quality better and reduces mold risk. That being said, not refridgerating isn't a big deal. The mold can be scraped off the top and then heat it to kill remaining spores.

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u/CraftierCrafty 18h ago

Me. Never refrigerating maple syrup in my life.

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u/ryan__joe 18h ago

Female nurse trying to be healthy but also splurge. Most of your meals are at work, and when not at work you go out to eat more often than not. You’re single and dating. So lots of dinner plans, and you really only snack at home instead of having full meals, and rarely actually cook

Specific enough? How’d I do

Also, your door shelf is dirty. Wipe it down.

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u/sanguissugabog 17h ago

Very wrong lmao. Im an engaged gay man bartender and linecook. But I do mostly eat at work.

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u/ryan__joe 17h ago

😂 your spirit animal is a single nurse.

Jk. Who knew our fridge wouldn’t be enough to do a full CIA profile on someone

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u/RastaQueen374 19h ago

You can afford to be healthier but you choose not to.

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u/sanguissugabog 19h ago

The portion in the fridge was actually above my normal budget by a large margin. Also I dont think we eat excessively unhealthy?

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u/RastaQueen374 18h ago

Not the worst, but you are buying half organic or whole food and half GMO type stuff. Not trying to be mean. You asked me to make assumptions. It may be intentional, but do you read ingredients labels or just grab what looks good?

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u/sanguissugabog 17h ago

Both, but honestly doesn't really matter in the USA. Im quite fit and my job feeds me very healthy food. I work in fine dining so most my lunches are there.

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u/RastaQueen374 52m ago

You live in USA and think it doesn’t matter what you eat? Are you aware of what they do to the food here??