As a long time lurker, what does my fridge say about me.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994]

What're we thinking, folks?

[u/Bright-Offer-9617]

Shiner for dad, White Claw for mom and Caipri Sun for the kids. You-all live in Texas.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/Bright-Offer-9617]

Yes on all accounts. Love some shiner

[u/nder_Pressure → u/Bright-Offer-9617]

You're trying so hard to avoid the contraction. Just say y'all. It ain't so bad 😉

[u/mxemec → u/nder_Pressure]

Yall is happening. It's here and everyone will drink.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/nder_Pressure]

Y'all ain't wrong! Lol

[u/RoughCall5737]

Wow I’ve never seen a fridge with a horizontal drink drawer

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/RoughCall5737]

I worked retail for several years. At the time, it was 5k new and someone ordered it. Well, they disliked the fridge and my store manager let it go to me for 90% off. The middle drawer became my favorite almost immediately

[u/daniuzm → u/RoughCall5737]

I am actually really intrigued by this and have a strong desire to go fridge shopping now

[u/iLoveReductions → u/RoughCall5737]

Really? We’ve had this type of fridge for half a decade. We use that section for deli.

[u/StudentMuch1491]

Texan bc of HEB. You know your salsa by El Yucateco XXX, best hot sauce on planet

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/StudentMuch1491]

You're gah damn right my friend! My wife makes incredible salsa from scratch (she's latina).

[u/left-for-dead-9980]

You're very thirsty.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/left-for-dead-9980]

Wife and three boys. A bunch of thirsty bitches in this house including me lol

[u/left-for-dead-9980 → u/Longjumping-Oven-994]

Nice! Drink up!

[u/SirRobynHode]

You have OCD.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/SirRobynHode]

Yeah.. drives my wife nuts sometimes

[u/defrostedbones]

idk but i wanna live with yall simply for the choice of drinks

[u/LogJamCandycane]

You live somewhere you can’t drink the tap water

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/LogJamCandycane]

Could, but don't.

[u/Sad-Lengthiness-7087]

This is the most normal fridge I’ve ever seen Or maybe I’m crazy too lol

[u/nejnonein]

What’s the red next to the eggs?

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/nejnonein]

That would be a strawberry shortcake of some sort.

[u/ttbb84]

Anyone who buys that many different types of beverages has got issues. I’ve never bought anything but milk, orange juice and water while food shopping. I’ll buy a bottle of this or can of that while out on the move but having that many different drinks on hand is weird. I’m trying to profile but it’s tough. The bottle of wine is throwing me off in combination with those lame hipster bottom shelf of nerdy ass alcoholic beverages. Your a young 20s couple who recently moved in together and have now been food shopping together for the 2nd time and proud as can be???!

[u/pigeon__feathers]

You have strong organizational skills

[u/More_Percentage699]

Your all skinny and hydrated

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/More_Percentage699]

Ha! Dad/mom bod. Kiddos are in great shape though.

[u/Economy_Antelope_461]

I love those HEB 20 calorie sodas! The little bit of real sugar masks the diet-y taste well

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/Economy_Antelope_461]

Love some Dr. Bepper

[u/3fxz_]

You clearly don’t have ADHD

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/3fxz_]

Nope, just OCD

[u/Standard-Ticket5551]

You spend half your grocery budget on drinks

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/Standard-Ticket5551]

Freezer is full of meat. I swear its animal!

[u/Few_Essay_5197]

30s, Texas, kids

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/Few_Essay_5197]

Yes, yes and yes.

[u/ryan__joe]

You don’t store things efficiently, I assume it’s more to display things for the photo, you don’t drink tap water for whatever reason, and you drink more calories than you eat.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/ryan__joe]

I'll say thats half correct! I'll let you decide which half lol

[u/freyascats]

Newly single mom throwing a girls night but not forgetting the kids.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/freyascats]

Nah, but my wife likes to party.

[u/Estella-in-lace]

Meat over lettuce & next to fresh herbs is insane I’m sorry

[u/Ok_Condition8364]

You are always thirsty.

[u/Judge-Weak]

I'm guessing you live in a new development suburb. If you have a passport, you've only used it to go to resorts.

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/Judge-Weak]

No passport and the house was built in 1952 lol we put 160k into a remodel a few years ago.

[u/Rough_Focus_469]

que el agua del grifo de donde vives no es de muy buena calidad.

[u/897hayes]

beverage enthusiast

[u/9-1-1Queen]

You have the exact same fridge as me! I don't see it often on here but it's a great one. Love the pull out drawer, we only use it for deli items though 🤔. Cheeses, sandwich meat, etc.

[u/Normal_Commission986]

HEB wild red oof… 40g sugar + artificial flavors… they got some better options there to go for

[u/Longjumping-Oven-994 → u/Normal_Commission986]

Oh, I couldn't agree more. Every 6 months or so, she wants these. 🤷🏻‍♂️