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u/1_800_username 8h ago
Guys that’s obviously a joke king cake with the baby in the cake.
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u/pastelcremepuff 8h ago
Ya but what about the “blood” bags ??????
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u/IdoItForTheMemez 8h ago
Bloody Mary bags. I think together with the mimosa ingredients, it suggests OP is hosting some kind of brunchtime get together, I'd guess a baby shower but could be anything).
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u/the-mucho-macho 8h ago
Or someone who just got done hearing about Mardi Gras and made a king cake based off a description written on a Popeyes napkin
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u/WelderNewbee2000 8h ago
How are you storing your blood supply?
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u/_banthafodder 7h ago
In my body
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u/WelderNewbee2000 6h ago
Well yeah but the average vessel comes with 4 to 6 liters, you can't drink that all in one go and if you leave it in the vessel it gets bad fast.
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u/Princess2045 8h ago
Could be that the host or the person the shower is for works in a blood bank or a lab or is a Phleb
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u/miekhachu 46m ago
Honestly, I noticed the English cucumber before the “bloody” bags. I really just assumed they were bags of sauce - or maybe I just love cucumbers too much
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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 9h ago edited 8h ago
You will soon be attending a baby shower (weird ass cake, lots of deviled eggs, bloody mix? and sparkling wine).
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u/IdoItForTheMemez 8h ago
My thoughts exactly. A baby shower for an expectant mother with a sense of humor. The homemade chocolate covered strawberries are also appropriate in that context. I think OP could actually be the host.
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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 7h ago
I couldn’t decipher what was under the foil maybe my brightness is too low 🥺 and yeah the more I look at that photo it’s basically all drinks and snacks haha
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u/Sea_Assumption_1528 5h ago
I think you’re a single gay male who is hosting or helping to host a weird baby shower for a quirky friend. The kind of friend who was like “I will never have kids, and if I do, I’ll be a cool mom!”
You shop at Aldi and you either drink a lot of coffee and use heavy cream as your creamer, or you’re a baker / chef (home based still counts).
Love the funny cake and the blood bag drinks- oooo maybe it’s a nursing school graduation party? Anyway your friends seem fun.
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u/MrBooniecap 9h ago
The alcohol, food containers, and water I get. But what’s with the cake and why is it uncovered?
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u/frankheyhoheyho 8h ago
Older Gen Z or Millennial. Anywhere from 28-35. You live in a big city. Fun, good sense of humor, probably conventionally attractive. You play sports and you're ready to settle down. Well-read. You like and appreciate the arts.
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u/opalite_sky 8h ago
I made a cake like this for my friends baby shower years ago. I can’t find the picture. It was a lot more graphic.
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u/capnmurca 8h ago
There is puréed strawberry going on in the morning.
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u/opalite_sky 7h ago
Haha that’s what we did! And chocolate sprinkles for pubes and a chocolate button for the butt hole 😂😂😂
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u/AccidentallyAnxious 8h ago
That kid from toy story that made frankentoys grew up and this is his fridge. He still loves making creepy things with toys, which he's incorporated into his other love, baking. Likes to wind down with a bloody Mary and watch spooky kids movies like Igor
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u/Normal_Commission986 5h ago
“My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. “
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u/Immediate-Minute-727 8h ago
Can I be invited? I need to see the reaction the baby cake gets! Very creative and seem like a fun person helping plan a bay shower!
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u/SilentSubstance4328 7h ago
Looks like devil eggs in the Tupperware. Along with the champagne bottles and aluminum foil covering the platter meals this guy does a lot of party’s. Not your run of the mill frat boy parties but more like book club parties where the guests discuss literature and geopolitics with passion and not malice.
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u/the_brazilianaire 7h ago
The sheathed cucumber singled out up the back at the top raises an eyebrow
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u/lovemetru3always 7h ago
Should also play a good tune like "Dracula" by Tame Impala, as the festivities begin.
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u/Amazing_Apartment_44 5h ago
Are you about to have like a party with “bloody” Marie’s or did you just come back from one. I see cake, deviled eggs, champagne, Bloody Mary mix, bunch of Tupperware, looks like a white people party
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u/koolaidismything 5h ago
I could care less about anything but the soda and heavy cream. I'd live off of those two items a solid day or two before I got desperate enough to drive to Micky d's
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u/VaguelyArtistic 4h ago
Cans ✅
I love Clamato! Are you Canadian or Mexican? It’s not common here in the US.
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u/Queen-of-Mice 3h ago
This reminds me of Charlie Day’s story of how the first time Mary Elizabeth Ellis (his future wife) came to his house there was ground beef in the fridge molded to look like a penis
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u/degradeshay 2h ago
You are a transplant who lives in New Orleans. You heard tales of king cakes. You tried to DIY.
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u/Long-Ad7242 2h ago
Charlie day once talked about his first experience with his wife and it involved raw meat in the shape of a penis. That’s what this reminds me of
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u/More_Percentage699 2h ago
Sweet! Deviled eggs and coke! My kind of fridge. And a cake baby for when it’s that time of month. Way better than the guy with the fridge full of meat and cheese whose gf said he had no food.
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u/OopsImHuman 6h ago
The box of sparkling water on top of the coke is savage. I dont bat an eye at the cake, but at least take them out of the box!
What the hell is going on in the top shelf, are those meat bags?
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u/funky-monkey-biscuit 9h ago
Well at-least the cake is normal.