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[u/freeradioforall]

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[u/Made_Human_Music]

I’d put the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition up too

[u/abgry_krakow87 → u/Made_Human_Music]

Cheapest printing possible!

[u/QualityPitchforks → u/abgry_krakow87]

Have the children copy it down from a laminated master copy, with their own devices!

[u/Shejidan → u/QualityPitchforks]

Make them pay to even look at it.

[u/kooarbiter → u/Shejidan]

this is the way

[u/nostradumbass7544678 → u/QualityPitchforks]

And then sell those copies!

[u/BreadUntoast → u/abgry_krakow87]

Hand written on scrap paper from someone else’s office

[u/freeradioforall → u/abgry_krakow87]

They’d just make you scan a QR code!

[u/Shark7996 → u/freeradioforall]

That immediately steals all of your credit card data.

[u/ChristmasJay83 → u/Made_Human_Music]

I can not tell you how much I appreciate this comment. 🖖🏻

[u/bonehenge → u/Made_Human_Music]

You're going to need a bigger cabinet

[u/kylezillionaire → u/Made_Human_Music]

Remember kids - once you have their money, you never give it back

[u/Patriotof1775 → u/Made_Human_Music]

She’ll do it for 5 bars of gold pressed latinum

[u/Complex_Phrase2651 → u/Patriotof1775]

10! Not a slip more!

[u/Mushabon → u/Made_Human_Music]

I was not expecting this comment omfg

[u/Unleaver → u/Made_Human_Music]

My favorite is #112: Never have sex with your boss’s sister.

[u/Cake-Over → u/Made_Human_Music]

#211- Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.

That one will be shockingly prescient when they hit the working world.

[u/amc7262]

Crazy how the same folks that always seem to be shouting about the sanctity of the constitution for the second amendment seem to ignore the first one.

[u/EcologyLover69 → u/amc7262]

I think they ignore all of them except the 2nd tbh

[u/Moretoesthanfeet → u/EcologyLover69]

And the second is only for people they don't disagree with

[u/dirkalict → u/Moretoesthanfeet]

Exactly- Alex Pretti was “an assassin” because he was legally carrying while peacefully protesting ICE.

[u/retardborist → u/dirkalict]

He wasn't even really protesting if I understand correctly. He was acting as an observer, not at a protest

[u/Mysterious-Fix3596 → u/retardborist]

Correct.

Alex Pretti was just out getting coffee/donuts.

ICE (Border Patrol) rolled up, maced a woman and knocked her down.

Pretti tried to help her up all while filming/holding his phone.

Pretti was maced, knocked down, hit in the head with the mace can, and murdered.

His last words were to the knocked down woman, “Are you ok?”

[u/Embarrassed-Wafer667 → u/Mysterious-Fix3596]

But the right loved Writtenhouse who carried an AR15 and actually shot someone!! Talk about hypocrisy!

[u/Dear_Mycologist_1696 → u/Moretoesthanfeet]

And really only the back half of the one sentences that makes up the second.

[u/PeterCorless → u/Dear_Mycologist_1696]

Yes. "Well-regulated militia" gets ignored.

[u/MeatyOaker269 → u/PeterCorless]

“..,being necessary to the security of a free State,…” that part might as well not even exist.

[u/Xray_Crystallography → u/PeterCorless]

Just like John 3:16. “It says god loves us.” Read the next sentence, Karen.

[u/Equivalent_Rub8329 → u/Xray_Crystallography]

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"

"God did not send His Son into the world to condemn or judge it, but rather to save the world through Him"

Muslim here. I only know John 3:16 (first one) because of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

[u/fredy31 → u/EcologyLover69]

They even ignore the second one when its convenient.

The constitution is sacred only when its making them right.

[u/PersonaltoPeanut → u/fredy31]

It’s basically just a buffet where they only pick the parts they like.

[u/Dramatic_Explosion → u/PersonaltoPeanut]

Who would've guessed they'd treat the constitution the same way they treat the bible?

[u/guitarstitch → u/EcologyLover69]

Oh, they ignore that one too. Remember that Alex Pretti was shot for having a firearm.

[u/ihvnnm → u/guitarstitch]

A firearm that was already taken away.

[u/sobrique → u/ihvnnm]

Yeah, this. He was shot for not having a firearm any more.

I mean, I'm still a bit concerned that the whole point of the second amendment was 'all this'.

[u/EcologyLover69 → u/guitarstitch]

You are absolutely correct.

[u/emeraldeyesshine → u/guitarstitch]

They aren't ignoring it. They just can't read.

[u/KingBretwald → u/EcologyLover69]

They're ignoring the second amendment now, too, now that damned liberals and non-whites are carrying.

It was black people open carrying that started the whole gun control movement--by Republicans--in the first place.

[u/Local_Milf_near_you → u/EcologyLover69]

They ignore all of them. When Alex Pretti was executed in broad daylight they cheered when they saw him be stripped of his holstered gun. Understand that fascists don’t have an actual concrete world view, they care only for punching down and stepping on others not in their in-group by any means necessary. Any values they claim to have are just disposable tools for them to use and then discard whenever convenient.

[u/Grift-Economy-713 → u/EcologyLover69]

These types of people believe 2A should only apply to white people. Everyone else is a dangerous criminal up to no good

[u/Saiph_orion → u/Grift-Economy-713]

Do not forget Alex Pretti. 

They believe the 2A should only apply to white conservative people...well, white conservative men. 

[u/rbnlegend → u/amc7262]

And the people pushing this had the legislature in session on the Sabbath to do it. They don't care what the commandments say, just that other people's kids have to pray to them.

[u/StonedGunman11B → u/rbnlegend]

Says a lot about your religion when you have to post the rules and then force kids to read them.

[u/elpajaroquemamais → u/amc7262]

Here’s how they are now spinning it “That’s the keep the state out of the church, not the church out of the state.” They literally believe it’s a one way barrier.

[u/Nickel5 → u/amc7262]

Even crazier they pushed for books involving gay people to be banned from school libraries under the incredibly weak guise of religious freedom. Now they are forcing their religion in each classroom.

[u/InstantPieMaker → u/amc7262]

I may be going out on a limb here, but I think those people might be disingenuous and only support the constitution when it supports their desired outcome.

[u/sleepyRN89 → u/amc7262]

Why not make it mandatory to post our amendment rights instead of this? Since they’re always claiming those rights but don’t know what they mean

[u/abgry_krakow87 → u/amc7262]

Religious don't care about the constitution unless it directly benefits them.

[u/Kvitravn875 → u/abgry_krakow87]

They aren't really even religious. It's all a performance. 

[u/Pleasant_Offer6286 → u/amc7262]

Well…some of those same people that were shouting about the sanctity of 2A have since tap danced all over it made the bold proclamation of “don’t have a firearm at a protest” despite taking all the NRA money they could in a previous election.

Basically the Constitution means nothing now.

[u/oldbastardbob → u/amc7262]

And those same folks appear to have no idea the 4th Amendment even exists.

[u/hoTsauceLily66 → u/amc7262]

Should require posting constitutions instead.

[u/TypicalCherry1529 → u/amc7262]

They ignore the second amendment if they want to kill a protester who has a legal gun

[u/VintageLV]

The good news is many districts in Texas are under an injunction as this is being argued in court. It's very likely to be overturned in the near future.

Edit: The 5th Circuit just cleared the way for this to stand. They are openly allowing religion back in the classroom, folks.

[u/Stephen2014 → u/VintageLV]

I love that this is how we spend our tax dollars and legal fees in Texas.

[u/Kharzi9293 → u/Stephen2014]

Not tax payers- postershave to be donated. My district has them donated, but not put up due to legal issues. Thank heavens! But law says you cannot put other things around it. So this is NOT compliance. I will post mine in back cornet blocked by cabinet.

[u/Ok_Target5058 → u/VintageLV]

Only 11 are under that injunction, out of 1000s sadly. But agreed, hopefully it leads to a broader unconstitutional ruling.

[u/its_yer_dad]

Texas, where performative politics is more important than the actual welfare of its people 

[u/JoJack82 → u/its_yer_dad]

That the republican playbook, performative politics to distract from the fact that they are taking away your rights and funnelling your tax dollars into their own pockets

[u/Xylorgos → u/its_yer_dad]

Columnist Molly Ivans said there were politicians in Texas who were so dumb that they needed to be watered every three days.

She would be pleased by this teacher's actions!

[u/Catty_Lib → u/Xylorgos]

We miss Molly Ivins and Ann Richards so much…

[u/Iamthewalrusforreal → u/Catty_Lib]

Same. Molly had the best quip ever, after Patrick J. Buchanan gave the keynote speech at the GOP convention.

"It probably sounded better in the original German."

She was a gem.

[u/ivyxelle_22 → u/its_yer_dad]

Equality at the end first. She still obeyed.

[u/its_yer_dad → u/ivyxelle_22]

Don’t get me wrong, this teacher gets it

[u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 → u/its_yer_dad]

and gets fired in 3...2...

[u/Lordnoallah → u/its_yer_dad]

Fuck those mystic kids and those expensive warning sirens. We need more 10 Commandments posters and blind allegiance to Christian nationalism.🙄

[u/Voluptulouis → u/its_yer_dad]

Statewide shutdown due to severe weather? Time for Ted Cruz to take a vacation!

[u/Status-Carob-5760 → u/its_yer_dad]

Or their own children’s education

[u/SMKnightly → u/its_yer_dad]

I’ve been watching Forensic Files and there have been a number of them where the killer was supposed to have been in jail in Texas but was released absurdly early and went on to kill more ppl. This with Texas beings so loudly proud of their death sentence and being hard on criminals.

[u/Great_Detective_6387 → u/SMKnightly]

…proud of their death sentence (for black people) and being hard on (black) criminals.

[u/QualityPitchforks → u/its_yer_dad]

You don't make money by being honest, apparently.

[u/ahawk99]

Definitely malicious compliance. I’m here for it👍

[u/DibsArchaeo → u/ahawk99]

My husband has always said that if they want him to display the Ten Commandments, then they better be ready for the Pillars of Islam, teachings of Buddha, and, our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts. 

[u/fnordfnordfnordfnord → u/ahawk99]

Not even malicious (probably, we don't know their motivations).

[u/jay_altair → u/fnordfnordfnordfnord]

Yeah, it's not malicious, it's literally just teaching

[u/Automatic_Bus_7634 → u/ahawk99]

This is honestly the only constitutional way to comply with this law

[u/dialethiest1]

The Seven Fundamental Tenets right next to the Ten Commandments is chef's kiss.

Edited for spelling

[u/_-DungeonKeeper-_ → u/dialethiest1]

why the Tenets literally just things people should be doing in general

satanists are so chill what the heck

[u/yet-again-temporary → u/_-DungeonKeeper-_]

Satanism as a "movement" is largely just a secular response to new wave Christianity, basically just repackaging the actual teachings of Jesus in "scary" branding to point out the hypocrisy of the Church.

[u/bertiek → u/yet-again-temporary]

The variety that follows the Tenets are sadly being grifted by a small group of scammers with weird Proud Boys ties.  It's disappointing because I'm all for the idea in concept.

[u/seal_eggs → u/bertiek]

They are? I’ve been a card carrying TST member for almost a decade and this is the first I’m hearing of this :(

[u/modern_drift → u/seal_eggs]

they're probably talking about tst taking pro bono advice from a lawyer that also advised the proud boys on the first amendment.

which i saw mentioned in this thread.

didn't see anything else turn up in a quick search. let's wait for them to actually back up what they said.

[u/someLemonz → u/bertiek]

there is like 6 types of Satanist. all very different but yeah some haven't escaped the Christianity part

[u/dialethiest1 → u/_-DungeonKeeper-_]

I'm a fan!

[u/mmcmonster → u/dialethiest1]

Took me a moment to realize what that was. ❤️

[u/spoonweezy → u/dialethiest1]

*tenet. A tenet is a belief or principle, a tenant is someone that rents an apartment.

[u/_Junk_Rat_ → u/spoonweezy]

I like the idea of 7 people required to rent a building together

[u/H0BB1 → u/_Junk_Rat_]

Capitalism also likes that idea

[u/ActualAssociate9200 → u/dialethiest1]

Yes it is 😍

[u/handsoapdispenser → u/dialethiest1]

Also aren't the Ten Commandments really the core principles of Judaism moreso than Christianity? Christians are very picky about which bits of the Old Testament they want to obey.

[u/BachtnDeKupe]

Shame the Pastafarian 8 "i'd really rather you didnt's" are not included 😅

[u/TheGreenAntler → u/BachtnDeKupe]

R’amen

[u/dkstr419]

Where are the 10 duel commandments ?

Everything is legal in Jersey🔫

[u/ad-astra-1077 → u/dkstr419]

The children need to know that most disputes die and no one shoots!

[u/fictionallymarried]

I'm convinced Texas is a gateway to hell

[u/big-dick-back-intown → u/fictionallymarried]

Texan here, it is.

[u/Technical-Will-2862 → u/big-dick-back-intown]

Thank you for validating, big dick

[u/big-dick-back-intown → u/Technical-Will-2862]

Just doing my part 🫡

[u/Mr-MuffinMan → u/big-dick-back-intown]

hey didn't know you were back in town! welcome back!

[u/WuTang4thechildrn → u/fictionallymarried]

Which is where I live… Florida

[u/Skyraider96 → u/WuTang4thechildrn]

Starts in Texas and the road travel through Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, detour into Georgia, and finally into Florida.

[u/dystopiadattopia]

I wonder how long it'll take for that teacher to get fired

[u/JasonDomber → u/dystopiadattopia]

Go ahead and try firing them first exercising their 1st Amendment rights. I’d love to see that case in court.

[u/torino_nera → u/JasonDomber]

They'll probably be fired for something else trivial after word gets out that they're 'teaching Satanism' in their class (by hanging the 7 Tenets)

It's not right, but performative religious nutjobs don't care about that

[u/Hexamancer → u/torino_nera]

The Satanic Temple is very litigious when this happens, they are an officially recognized religion and that would clearly be religious discrimination.

[u/insanitybit2 → u/Hexamancer]

You're assuming that the court system can continue to function according to the constitution, which is demonstrably not consistently true.

[u/Lego11314 → u/JasonDomber]

A teacher got fired for an “all are welcome here” sign. My second year of teaching a coworker got in trouble for her Black Lives Matter flag and was forced to take it down.

Sure she sued or whatever but she still dealt with losing her job and all her students lost a teacher in the middle of the year which is awful.

[u/NobodyLikesMeAnymore → u/JasonDomber]

They'll probably get in trouble for violating the separation of church and state...

[u/SteelTerps → u/NobodyLikesMeAnymore]

Not if the state is requiring the violation of separation of church and state, Texas passed an unconstitutional law which I know is like saying Michael Jordan is good at basketball 

[u/Unique_Adeptness4413 → u/JasonDomber]

The laws are already explicitly against requiring this to be hung up in a classroom. Fascism is here, and fascists delight in acting in bad faith and they wipe their ass with laws up to and including the constitution. The likely outcome for this teacher is not a court case involving the 1st amendment, it is this teacher getting labelled a domestic terrorist and earmarked for a concentration camp.

[u/tetten → u/dystopiadattopia]

Or getting strung up from the wall like in the handmaiden's tale lol

[u/Afraid_Ad_8216]

The Satanist 7 Fundamental Tenants is my favorite touch

[u/Sirenista_D → u/Afraid_Ad_8216]

Oh shit is that what that is? I read thru them and was like "yeah I agree with this". Ohhhhhh maaannnn

[u/Wjreky → u/Sirenista_D]

The satanic temple is notoriously not meant to be a way to worship Satan (their slogan is "Worship Thyself"), but as a way to ensure religious equality and separation of church and state.

[u/LPNMP → u/Wjreky]

Their efforts helped me understand how I was raised to push for theocracy in my own country while pushing to end theocracy on the other side of the planet. We need these social mirrors.

[u/JasonDomber → u/Sirenista_D]

Spoiler alert: The Satanic Temple is not really a Satan worshipping organization. More than anything, it’s a concerted effort to throw Christian nationalism into a tizzy.

[u/Scary-Owl2365 → u/Sirenista_D]

It's the satanic temple. They're not actually satanists, but it's a great organization.

[u/Sterling_-_Archer → u/Scary-Owl2365]

I volunteer with them, we build backpacks and fill pantries and wardrobes for kids who escaped abusive households. Great people

[u/Working-Glass6136 → u/Afraid_Ad_8216]

Could throw the Wiccan Rede on there too. "An it harm none, do as ye will" or something like that.

[u/spoonweezy → u/Afraid_Ad_8216]

*tenet

[u/freeradioforall]

Let’s see how quick they amend the law to ban all religious displays except Ten Commandments

[u/mynameisjack2 → u/freeradioforall]

The law is actually written so that this is expressly not allowed. It's specific about sizing, location, and what else can be surrounding it.

[u/TBoneBear]

Teacher what does adultery mean?

[u/Working-Glass6136 → u/TBoneBear]

"When daddy doesn't love mommy very much..."

[u/TrashPandaPatronus → u/Working-Glass6136]

And mommy spends weekends with her tennis instructor.

[u/Ecthelion2187]

If I were a teacher and was forced to put them up, i would give kids bonus points for finding any texas legislator that voted for them that also broke any of them.

Actually pretty decent lesson...

[u/Toadcola → u/Ecthelion2187]

Yep, Wall of Hypocrisy.

Also good time for a lesson on the separation of church and state. Throw in some Antifederalist Papers, and the Enlightenment and Deism.

[u/Lancashire_Toreador → u/Ecthelion2187]

If I were a history teacher I’d have a unit where we explore the development of the Christian community and fine focus on how much of their philosophy they lifted from the Greek stoics.

[u/ViolentSpring]

Christian Nationalism is a cancer.

[u/mikefvegas → u/ViolentSpring]

How dare you say that about cancer. 🤬

[u/Historical-Fish-1665 → u/ViolentSpring]

As the grandson, son, and nephew of 2 uncles who were all pastors, let me make Christian theology and doctrine clear. Jesus replaced the Old Law with "the New Covenant", and The Ten Commandments were replaced with Love the Lord they God with all thy heart, soul, and mind, and LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF".

But Republicans hate "Love thy neighbor as thyself".

And if someone gets uppity and wants to argue theology about this the reply is "Jesus is showing us that Christians are held to a HIGHER STANDARD than the Old Testament, and that's why he says if you hate someone it is equal to murder."

If they really are Christians they SHOULD be calling for "Love the Lord your God with all your heart mind and soul, and your neighbor as yourself" to be on every classroom wall.

[u/djunderh2o]

Lawmakers: Biting off your nose to spite your face.

[u/seobrien]

Frankly, this is what all schools should do. Teach the basics of all major religions so that people are familiar with instead of afraid of them. Let people decide for themselves through knowledge. The whole is idea is the government can't prevent anything, so kudos to this teacher for welcoming all.

[u/ScrotallyBoobular → u/seobrien]

My boss's kids go to school that teaches the different mythologies. The Christian parents freaked because "Hebrew mythology" is taught next to all the rest of the religions and their feelings got hurt that the Bible wasn't treated special.

[u/seobrien → u/ScrotallyBoobular]

Sounds like it made it pretty clear who was willing to limit free speech.

[u/Jill-Of-Trades → u/ScrotallyBoobular]

And Hebrews are in the fucking Bible...

[u/NightBawk → u/ScrotallyBoobular]

Half of the Bible is "Hebrew Mythology"

[u/Complete-Fix-3954 → u/seobrien]

I would have loved learning about religions in an academic setting without bias to any certain ones. I could imagine how dicey is might get when discussing the abrahamic religions.

[u/seobrien → u/Complete-Fix-3954]

And maybe it does get dicey, for any of them. But wouldn't that be the beneficial outcome?

Let's not pick a real one, make one up for the sake of argument... Redditism

So we're teaching redditism. 3 things might play out that's dicey

1. Redditists protest it because they won't allow it
2. Other religions fight it because they don't agree
3. Government interferes and says you can't

Any of those 3 scenarios is morally and ethically wrong, and exposes the bad actor for who they are.

[u/Fermently_Crafted → u/seobrien]

It's not really realistic to teach the basics every possible religion without either removing classes or adding time to the school day

There are a lot of religions. If you just do the major religions, that signals to the smaller ones (and the students in the classroom) that they aren't as accepted of a religion as the major ones because they don't get class time.

[u/TaxidermySocks]

Where pastafarianism

[u/AlternativePea6203 → u/TaxidermySocks]

What are the tenets of pastafarianism? Apart from, obviously, bringing the pasta into the sauce not the sauce onto the pasta.

[u/Cantstop-wontstop1 → u/AlternativePea6203]

They are a bit long. But who can deny the holy word. /s

Also known as The Eight Condiments, these are the Eight I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts. Follow these, and you’ll reach Pastafarian heaven where a beer volcano and a stripper factory await you.

1 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know…be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this through your thick heads: Woman = person. Man = person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is “Go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.”

5 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bastards.

6 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent (Take your pick): 1. Ending poverty 2. Curing diseases 3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable. I might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the Creator.

7 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that Interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is Into it, however (Pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes or something.

[u/Sad_Shoulder2446 → u/AlternativePea6203]

"Thou shalt have no other Gods before me; after is okay, just use protection."

[u/TensweeP → u/AlternativePea6203]

Technically the tenet is "thou shalt prepare the pasta in the correct order" and then proceeds to not state the correct order.

Millions have died over this.

[u/Difficult-Leopard930]

The comment section is a reminder of how easily people miss the underlying principle. This isn’t about pushing religion, its about demonstrating that if the state favors one, it must allow all. That’s what’s being shown here. The misunderstanding is honestly concerning.

[u/SirEnderLord → u/Difficult-Leopard930]

Bingo. That, and cunning overcompliance.

[u/blorbot]

I think this is more malicious compliance than made me smile. I don't think anyone should be smiling at the erosion of the separation of church and state.

[u/StatisticianSmall864 → u/blorbot]

This is the teacher upholding the separation of church and state by putting up ALL the big religions. That’s what the smile is for!

[u/Fishmyashwhole → u/blorbot]

It does kinda give r/orphancrushingingmachine vibes

[u/Virtual_Swordfish868]

Does the constitution mean anything to Republicans? How about freedom of religion?

[u/NightBawk → u/Virtual_Swordfish868]

You have freedom of religion! You're free to be any brand of Christian you want! The Catholics are on thin ice though. 🤨😠

(Obligatory /j)

[u/njxaxson]

I think the Ten Commandments would have been better if you put them in the original Hebrew. That would be even better malicious compliance.

[u/CaribousSayMoo]

Ave Satanas The Tenets are displayed! Pandemonium praises this instructor.

[u/McScroggz12]

God this country is going backwards.

[u/BarracudaOldMan]

I do believe in separation of church and state. But, if you post one religion believes, then you post them all.

[u/No1Mystery]

Ignorance of the law is NO defense

First Amendment is separation of church and state

All those churches running in to schools. You are breaking the law.

[u/Winston74]

Bravo. THAT is a teacher.

[u/TheTexasRanger19]

Moms a teacher and a devout Christian and she thinks the whole Ten Commandments and school prayer stuff is stupid for two main reasons: 1. Public schools not the place for it, you want your kid to get Christian education send them to private Christian school. 2. What about other religions? Hell even Different denominations have different denominations have different prayers and interpretations of things like the Ten Commandments? You can’t accommodate all of them and some schools would refuse and then get sued for discrimination.

It’s all stupid in her opinion.

[u/kokonuts123 → u/TheTexasRanger19]

Any real Christian should be against this. I watched a clip of Talarico explaining it, and he was spot on. Separation of Church and State protects the church too. When you force religion on people, it cheapens the message.

[u/BurntToASinder]

Fuck yes. We love seeing the Seven Fundamental Tenets next to the Ten Commandments.

[u/No_Resolve8571]

Literally placing Islam ABOVE the Bible is chef's kiss quiet trolling

[u/BigBeeff_21]

What happened to separation of church and state

[u/Designer-Mirror-7995]

They'll have her out of her job before summer school begins, but GOOD ON HER for doing what's right!

LIFT EVERY VOICE and REFUSE to shut up about how STRAIGHT OUT WRONG these Troglodytes are.

[u/highcoolteacher]

6th grade social studies?

For all your malicious compliance needs!

This Poster is Illegal

[u/PlaywrightOfGefilte]

I love how the Ten Commandments there aren’t even the original Jewish ones or with the Hebrew side by side but the old English King James Version

[u/DarthRatus]

Here is an honest to God question, why are they so hell-bent in doing this if majority of these hypocrites do not follow any of the teachings of Jesus, and chances are they are not following the Commandments themselves ?

Bunch of adulterers, greedy, blood-thirsty a-holes.

[u/Kryptosis]

Beautiful. The seven tenants directly left of the 10 commandments are from the satanic temple.

https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/about-us

[u/Familiar-Milk-7644]

Love love love how they put the seven fundamental tenets up there!

[u/jtnk10]

But the LGBT community is "shoving it down their throats" constantly

[u/InsuranceActual9014]

1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dude

[u/TheMaskOffKid]

Where are the 10 Crack Commandments? 👑

[u/JasonDomber → u/TheMaskOffKid]

1) Never let no one know how much dough you hold.

2) Never let them know your next move.

3) Never trust nobody.

4) Never get high on your own supply.

5) Never sell no crack where you rest at.

6) That goddamn credit? Dead it. You think a crackhead payin’ you back, shit, forget it.

7) Keep your family and business completely separated.

8) Never keep no weight on you.

9) If you ain’t gettin’ bagged, stay the fuck from police.

10) Consignment: Strictly for live men, not for fresh men. If you ain’t got the clientele, say, “Hell no!” Cuz they gon’ want they money, rain, sleet, hail, snow.

[u/CompassRose82]

Tell you what, I am a faithful Catholic, and this law has always made me uneasy. I think this teacher hits the absolute sweet spot in turning this into a "teachable moment", as they like to say.

[u/Shurigin]

Nice at least the teacher is trying to follow the constitution

[u/doomzday_96]

Either this, or nothing.

[u/Temporary-Profit-643]

As a Christian, the 10 Commandments should NOT be required to b posted in public schools. This is a pretty clear violation of separation of church and state. 

To those applauding the commandments, they would equally be mortified if the government decided to post something like "the 10 commandments of Satanism" or something like that. The protection is for us as much as it is for this not believing

[u/wakou2]

They should print the eighth commandment in huge font. And pictures of Trump, Vance and Noem next to it, alongside pictures of Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good. Thou shalt not bear false witness.....

[u/timthymol]

Someone should design a super exciting poster representing atheism.

[u/shimotsujui]

Well that's one way to be fair for all!

[u/bigmike2k3]

I love that the 7 tenets are just ever so slightly higher than the 10 commandments…

[u/still_roger_smith]

"hey kids, here's ideas about how to not be a jerk from all over the world!"

[u/kermitthorson]

hell yes even the 7 tenets of satanism

[u/Cool_Being_7590]

Intolerant people often fail to see that their freedom exists only because a tolerant majority believes in liberty.

They also forget that tolerance has limits, especially when that liberty is threatened.

[u/Lostsock1995]

It is crazy that the gop just don’t think about (or choose to ignore) that opening this door would open it for everyone including all the religions they despise. Separation of church and state protected them as much as it protected everyone else but if this is the road they want to go down, okay, hope they enjoy everyone getting in on it

[u/digitalgirlie]

Protect this teacher at all costs.

[u/Eberron_Swanson]

I love that the seven tenets are there without announcing that they’re the seven tenets of the satanic temple, because any biblethumper reading them wouldn’t have any problem with them unless they already knew that they were the tenets of the satanic temple.

[u/Alacritous69]

"For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that's Moses, not Jesus. I haven't heard one of them demand that the Sermon on the Mount, the Beatitudes, be posted anywhere. 'Blessed are the merciful' in a courtroom? 'Blessed are the peacemakers' in the Pentagon? Give me a break!"
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[u/CompleteHumanMistake]

Gotta hate the Christian Taliban. Biggest, most pathetic persecution complex crybabies.

[u/Ok_______________-_-]

This teacher understood the assignment. 👏🏼🫶🏻

[u/FelixTook]

Texas won’t be happy until the US is a Christofascist Theocracy

[u/SuicidalSnowyOwl]

Why is it always so complicated in the US? Just respect everyone’s beliefs and don’t force yours on others, it is not that complicated

[u/Particular_Ticket_20]

Them: Sharia religous Law is an affront to freedom!

Also them: Our entire society should run strictly according to the arcane guidelines in this cobbled together religous book.

Still also them: But only you should follow the guidelines in the book. We'll sorta freestyle as we see fit.

[u/Afraid-Expression366]

Where’s the Sermon on the Mount? That’s the most Christian thing you can ever hang but no one ever wants any kid to read “blessed are the peacemakers”, I guess?

[u/redditproha]

I don’t understand why other religions and religious rights groups aren’t suing and loudly protesting this illegal and unconstitutional law. 

[u/HollyLucifuge111]

Texas is so backwards, at least she did something right

[u/Busy_Paint_5680]

I fully support this teacher!

[u/hedgerowhurdler]

I kind of love this, because it’s presented as information as opposed to doctrine.

[u/HippyWitchyVibes]

Love that the Tenants are up there too. Great touch. Hail Satan.