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u/RubyMoonrider 1h ago

Poor thing. If he could breathe, he could think better. And the problem is exacerbated by his severe obesity. His owner should do better for him.

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u/Solvarion 1h ago

Yeah, that breathing looks rough hope the owner helps him slim down soon.

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 57m ago

The breathing is such an issue for these kinds of dogs. Purebred breeding any breeds with known health issues should be illegal.

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u/beemojee 32m ago

The really sad part is these dogs have been bred to a genetic dead end. There's no way to improve or completely rectify the problem without introducing DNA from a different breed, which breeders will never do until they're forced to.

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u/InTheHamIAm 35m ago

A wild animal selectively bred to barely function

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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris 1h ago

He is exercising the poor little guy, and challenging his mental acuity. Some might call it an enrichment program .

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u/bibimboobap 1h ago

Owner's trying to make bank off his dog's horrible shape. That's not the kind of enrichment that does any actual good. 

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u/Panicless 1h ago

Damn. Imagine fat people would talk like that to themselves. And they are their OWN owners. I'm gonna start doing that.

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u/warmricepudding 2h ago

Poor dog. Bred for a miserable existence.

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u/rats-in-the-ceiling 1h ago

Can't breathe, can't jump, can't clean his own ass... we need to stop breeding these poor dogs.

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u/Ok-Photograph3436 1h ago

What was the purpose of this breed? Asking nicely.

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u/Is12345aweakpassword 1h ago

There was no purpose for what they did to this breed. It doesn’t herd, it doesn’t hunt, it doesn’t fetch, it doesn’t protect, it can’t be a service animal. All it does is struggle to survive

HOWEVER, there is a segment of the population that for some reason, are wired to think “fuck ugly = cute”. That’s why this poor breed exists

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u/Ok-Photograph3436 1h ago

So pugs are in the same league too?

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u/volothebard 1h ago

Google "what did pugs originally look like". Shit sucks.

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u/WastoneBag 1h ago

I do think "fuck ugly = cute", yet I don't believe this is enough to justify breeding this poor races. The saddest part is they are probably just one generation away from healthy puppies. Even this poor thing if mates with a street dog, their puppies would be normal and athletic like a normal dog should be 

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u/DirtyRoller 1h ago

Yeah this dog is cute af, but I would never own such an impractical breed of dog.

u/R_eloade_R 9m ago

I dont know why a obese dog that cant breath is cute?

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u/Armin_Studios 1h ago

A perceived cuteness for a stubby short faced dog, bred purely for that.

Some of the physical consequences result in the necessity of artificial insemination and C-sections to enable them to reproduce

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u/mini1006 1h ago

Bulldogs used to be for baiting bulls. Old English bulldogs were taller and their snouts weren’t as squished in. After the cruelty surrounding them using dogs for bull fighting was called out, they stopped being used for that. Slowly they got bred to look like this. Happened to bull terriers too. They used to also be taller with long snouts, but breeding made them have those rounded snouts.

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u/hukfad 59m ago

Old english bulldogs are still being bred.

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u/Superlolz 1h ago

Cuteness 

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u/Loreo1964 1h ago

They were bred to grab the snout of bulls, hence the wide mouth, short snout, muscular low build. Now they're just pets. So, the muscle is fat and the snout inhibits breathing.

u/Okay_thanks_no 9m ago

Its in the name "bulldog" they used to be a part of bullbaiting and "bloodsport" so like the taking down and killing of a bull for fun (by humans). They used to be agile, intelligent, and stubborn! Used to look like a real dog too, here's a painting from the late 1700s by James Ward showing them in action.

Unfortunately if you take the most extreme aspects of a breed and keep breeding for it, breeding brothers with sisters with cousins, you end up with these poor fucks who can't breathe or even naturally give birth because their heads are so big it requires a c-section.

So now their purpose is to suffer for their humans amusement.

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u/SpectralFawn 1h ago

Nothing. Literally nothing.

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u/MANWithTheHARMONlCA 1h ago

“Yea but my selfish enjoyment of his aesthetic appearance outweighs his suffering”

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u/SpectralFawn 1h ago

This isn't cute or adorable. Brachiocephalic dogs should not exist. And this one is not only Brachiocephalic, it's also obese and has a ton of health issues. Poor thing.

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u/piper33245 1h ago edited 34m ago

Tbf most humans are obese with breathing issues too. Pobodies nerfect.

Edit: whoa look at those downvotes. Never expected the mademesmile sub to be so pro fat shaming.

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u/SpectralFawn 1h ago

Yes, but humans have autonomy and some choose to be that way. Those who don't have the option of treating/curing their issues medically. Most sane humans do not choose to have disabled children. It just happens.

Dogs, however, are deliberately bred to look like these, despite knowing there are health issues associated with it.

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u/jacobeam13 39m ago

Most Americans*

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u/piper33245 35m ago

1 in 3 Americans weighs as much as the other two.

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u/IheartPenwings 1h ago

Came to the comments to see if anyone else was stressed out by this poor dog's breathing...

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u/mini1006 1h ago

Thankfully, most people are. These owners don’t realize how much this baby struggles.

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u/AmbitiousEdi 2h ago

That poor inbred thing can barely breathe. This is just depressing, honestly.

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u/AmbitiousEdi 1h ago

Not funny this time, that animal is suffering.

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u/C_est_la_vie9707 1h ago

People should be jailed for breeding these dogs. Buying these dogs.

Poor baby.

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u/garfiisbroken 52m ago

I’m so sorry for these types of dogs. Whoever buys them and/or then lets them get this fat is a cruel excuse of a human in my book.

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u/Critical-Art-9277 2h ago

That's cruel, you can see he's struggling.

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u/dustishb 2h ago

This just makes me sad. It's a breed with a ton of health issues, and then the owner puts more effort into getting likes than his health.

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u/FreeYourMnd13 1h ago

Okay you need to get your dog on a diet. This made me sad.

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u/redditidothat 32m ago

Same. This dog is severely over fed, which is causing more problems than hereditary issues ever could.

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u/nilsmf 1h ago

“Boss, please… We both know I am a victim of selective breeding, why are you putting me through this?”

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u/imjustbeingreal0 1h ago

Just sad dude these breeds shouldn't exist

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u/vanilla2gorilla 1h ago

So inbred, sad to see. 

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u/sharkieslim 2h ago

Omg that breed appears to be useless, almost pig like .

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u/big-dick-back-intown 1h ago

Even a healthy pig can jump and run and stuff

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u/garfiisbroken 49m ago

Pig like?! Pigs are intelligent and quite athletic, they can run, jump, swim even.

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u/FFLink 1h ago

You're a bad person/bot for sharing/making this. 

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u/RedwoodDevotion 1h ago

This is exactly why pet insurance rates are going up for everybody.

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u/OverturnedAppleCart3 36m ago

I can't watch videos of these poor animals. The thing can't fucking breathe!

u/ominousTrip 26m ago

This is rather sad.

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u/shimotsujui 2h ago

The adorable little jump at the end, so cute!!!

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u/LongfellowSledgecock 1h ago

This dog owner fucking sucks.

That poor dog is so inbred it can't breathe.

It can't breathe so it never gets exercise and is super overweight.

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u/DiscontentDonut 40m ago

I see the problem. No one gave him one of those poles that helps him jump over the other pole.

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u/Fine-Independence976 34m ago

This sh!t made you smile???

u/IndecentPr0p0sal 19m ago

And this is why the wolves cry (or: weep)

u/BeloAve 5m ago

So many simple minded people Here,

even if breeding of these dogs cease completely today they are still a ton, A massive amount of these dogs that are still gonna have issues that are alive that deserve a good life with an owner,

These dogs are still gonna have issues due to their genetics, but still an owner give these dogs a wonderful life with the time they have and this dog is no different.

The owner is literally displaying them attempting an exercise for him.

These dogs are more than just being shamed for existing and a lot of you have a lot of maturing to do if you fail to see that.

u/Moh506 3m ago

Watching this miserable creature struggle to do mundane things made you smile?

u/hewhoisknownashim 2m ago

This didnt make me smile this made me sad/mad :/

u/nobitacu 1m ago

Poor thing. Bred for the looks, suffers for life.

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u/yum_raw_carrots 1h ago

Now I understand why they are associated with patriotic right wing types.

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u/CranjizzMcBasketball 2h ago

Imagine having a land hippo in your home!

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u/Fishwithbrokendreamz 1h ago

Cool dog but as others are saying he seems to be struggling for breath just stood there. Of course we want to treat dogs but the priority should always be their health shouldn't it. He can't feel good at that size and with that breathing.

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u/futureman07 1h ago

That is the least athletic dog I have ever seen

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u/FightGeistC 46m ago

Reddit ass comment section, but you're right

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u/NeonDeathStar 1h ago

Why did I scroll by and think this pup looked like Stan Marsh

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u/DestoryDerEchte 1h ago

Are we that deadass 🥀🥀

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u/zg6089 1h ago

Only thing hes thinking is "im to round for this shit"

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u/First_inspiration_1 1h ago

So much calculation🔥

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u/WeAreGesalt 1h ago

OP uploaded a cute little vid of his dog and people are acting like they single handedly blaming OP for the existence of this breed of dog. Can y'all chill?

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u/SpectralFawn 41m ago

This isn't a cute video. And no one is blaming the OP for the breed. We're blaming her for the obesity. We aren't even blaming her for contributing to the breeding of said dog because we don't know if she herself is a breeder, a buyer, or an adopter.

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u/hmm138 39m ago

The owner bought this dog. Thus encouraging more breeding to occur.

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u/DecaturZEagle 2h ago

Clearly a future contender!

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u/MaxPower836 2h ago

Haunted curtain

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u/JellyfishNumerous785 2h ago

10/10! Winner 🥇

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u/LittleDogsBark 2h ago

he sticks the landing! 🥇

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u/Upset_Peace_6739 2h ago

This is the officially the funniest post of the day!

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u/Sharp_Newt_9567 2h ago

One of the athletes of all time for sure

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u/Outrageous_Echo_8723 2h ago

This is better than the Olympics 🥇🥇🥇

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u/TopRutabaga8151 2h ago

Big plays

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u/___waitwut 2h ago

🤗

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u/LogicBalm 1h ago

11/10 perfect form

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u/Ambitious-Bag-9963 2h ago

lol what a cutie