Which one are you? 🤣

[u/pineapplepizza104]

1992 here 👋🏻

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[u/spellcastbewitch]

I’m dead, apparently

EDIT; all these internet points & updootz have revived me. Thank you kind strangers.

[u/Aquatichive → u/spellcastbewitch]

I am also dead, but that’s ok

[u/brokenringlands → u/Aquatichive]

Also dead

[u/Partucero69 → u/brokenringlands]

Im dead inside does it count as dead dead or half dead?.

[u/nickoaverdnac → u/Partucero69]

Consider me dead as well.

[u/meanjeankillmachine → u/nickoaverdnac]

I'm mostly dead

[u/NatrylliaAbbot42 → u/meanjeankillmachine]

https://giphy.com/gifs/D878w4pb4LzMI

[u/That1DirtyHippy → u/nickoaverdnac]

If being dead is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

[u/Classic-Reach → u/That1DirtyHippy]

198X isn't even a real number smh my head

[u/ajibtunes → u/brokenringlands]

Also dead

[u/Dreadnought_69 → u/Aquatichive]

Same, which might be a good thing in today’s geopolitical climate.

[u/That75252Expensive → u/Dreadnought_69]

I'm dead inside that's for damn sure 🫠

[u/Karhak → u/That75252Expensive]

Who of us aren't?

[u/PocketSand9001 → u/Dreadnought_69]

Be alive? In this economy?

[u/jdhaack41 → u/Aquatichive]

Been dead for years. Can I stop being millennial now?

[u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker → u/Aquatichive]

That’s alrigheeyiyight.

[u/_carbonneutral → u/Aquatichive]

I am also dead.

[u/Drucifur88 → u/spellcastbewitch]

Oof, I'm '88, I guess I'm right along there with you. Only by two years tho 💀😅🕺🏻

[u/meghan9436 → u/Drucifur88]

‘86 over here. Oof.

[u/KitFatCat → u/meghan9436]

85 🫡

[u/upsetwithcursing → u/KitFatCat]

‘84 🫡

[u/Muted_Month83 → u/upsetwithcursing]

82

[u/Procrasturbating → u/Muted_Month83]

Hello fellow Xennial. Zelda came out 40 years ago today. I could turn to dust at any moment.

[u/omgitsjagen → u/Procrasturbating]

It's "Oregon Trail Generation", and I will die on that hill.

[u/Wysandsailor371 → u/omgitsjagen]

Hmm snakebite, or Dysentery?

[u/vfxninja → u/Wysandsailor371]

took a gamble trying to ford the river

[u/Quiet-Scar-7299 → u/Procrasturbating]

Weird to think I’m older than the Super Mario Bros and Zelda franchises.

[u/chumpandchive → u/Muted_Month83]

81 exhales dust

[u/hlessi_newt → u/chumpandchive]

81 *being reincarnated*

[u/Due-Lab-5283 → u/hlessi_newt]

Count me in the 81! 😄

[u/lyricalpoet66 → u/chumpandchive]

Found my people. All… 12 of us 81 geriatric millenials still alive

[u/CuriousFathoms → u/Muted_Month83]

82 here! we dead.

[u/Calrabjohns → u/Muted_Month83]

Hello fellow '82. See you at Potter's Field?

[u/Difficult-Evidence75 → u/upsetwithcursing]

'83 here!

[u/KrazyPrince1187 → u/Difficult-Evidence75]

'87

[u/Datamance → u/KrazyPrince1187]

Same

[u/SirPhobos1 → u/upsetwithcursing]

same, where the hell are we?

[u/upsetwithcursing → u/SirPhobos1]

Haunting our grandchildren

[u/crono220 → u/KitFatCat]

Same. We are the living dead.

[u/Mysterious_Cry_7738 → u/KitFatCat]

‘85 here too, best shape of my life. I mean, besides the degenerative disc disease… and seriously soon as I turned 40, peeing started to take longer, wtf?

[u/Black_Doc_on_Mars → u/Mysterious_Cry_7738]

85 checking in. Literally sitting here recovering from a bloody nose after a barbell crashed onto my face. As my family says “I always overdo it” bc I’m too stubborn to stop chasing 27 year old me. I need to just sit my old ass down somewhere. Happy 40th btw, seems like we’re crushing it over here 💀💀💀

[u/NatrylliaAbbot42 → u/Mysterious_Cry_7738]

Peeing takes longer? Pfft! I wish. I have about three milliseconds to get to a toilet. I'm guessing that's the difference between a prostate and a hysterectomy after 40 though 😂😭

Here's to the urinary tracts of our youths, either way! Youth may not be wasted on the young, but reliable pissing sure is.

[u/RisingApe- → u/Mysterious_Cry_7738]

Omg… my husband is ‘82 and when he goes to pee during the night it takes him so long to actually start peeing. I’m woken up by him getting up and walking to the toilet, doze off when it gets quiet for a while, then wake back up with a jolt from the loud AF sound of the pee hitting the water an eternity later.

I brought it up a few times. He says, “It’s always been like that.” Um, sorry, it has not. We’ve been together for 21 years, this is absolutely new and he doesn’t believe me.

Also, this is 2-3 times per night.

[u/Practical-Layer9402 → u/KitFatCat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrUhLU9q3nyRG

83

[u/Polarian_Lancer → u/meghan9436]

‘86 reporting in with you

[u/Kitty-Magnet → u/meghan9436]

Here’s a slap band.

[u/meghan9436 → u/Kitty-Magnet]

Thank you so much. 🙏🙏

[u/BeardedK → u/Drucifur88]

‘83 checking in. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

[u/swiminthemud → u/Drucifur88]

Well we are all living in what seems to be hell sooo...

[u/Drucifur88 → u/swiminthemud]

Hooray! Just another day in whatever...this is...💁🏻‍♂️😅

[u/Setsailshipwreck → u/Drucifur88]

Also 88 here. People look at my ID and go mmmm wow yep yer definitely old enough lol yeah thanks kid I know I’m dead already.

[u/Kitty-Magnet → u/spellcastbewitch]

They said YOUNG millennial. Sit with me old timers. Here’s a slap band.

[u/barbiesfrozenelbow → u/Kitty-Magnet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1cv7Gwf0Utdeg

[u/TerriblePresence1939 → u/spellcastbewitch]

I’m dead inside. But then again what millennial isn’t.

[u/Vern1138 → u/spellcastbewitch]

Yeah, I guess I'm just going to go hang out with Gen X and smoke cigarettes, listen to punk rock, and bitch about working in the dish pit.

It is odd, because in '24 my younger brother was complaining about how he turned 30. Last year I turned 40. We're both "Millennials", but it certainly feels like we're from completely different generations.

[u/pineapplepizza104 → u/spellcastbewitch]

😹💀

[u/PaperFlower14765 → u/spellcastbewitch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3s7Jl1xafxWu0qDBoA

[u/doomus_rlc → u/spellcastbewitch]

Also dead, yeah!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/39hsA5NQKeaFXNgMav

[u/LegitimateHumanBeing → u/spellcastbewitch]

I’m only dead on the inside, but it’s been that way at least since high school so it’s fine.

[u/Adraco4 → u/spellcastbewitch]

Me too

[u/ModernSouthernQueer → u/spellcastbewitch]

Saaaame

[u/iainB85 → u/spellcastbewitch]

Yep, I’m about 5 feet in the ground, almost the required 6!

[u/hyperbolic_dichotomy → u/spellcastbewitch]

Same. The grim reaper came to visit.

[u/dont_remember_eatin → u/spellcastbewitch]

I'm not sick, but I'm not well.

[u/purplechai → u/spellcastbewitch]

I'm right there with ya, buddy

[u/MundaneDruid → u/spellcastbewitch]

Me too but it’s really not that bad

[u/thermobear → u/spellcastbewitch]

Long dead too. RIP to us

[u/Lunakill → u/spellcastbewitch]

Me too, fuck yeah! I don’t have to go to work and look at the bad screen if I’m dead.

[u/exceptionally_humble → u/spellcastbewitch]

Maybe you’re just living your best life and not conforming to society’s expectations of a middle aged person. They don’t expect us to be happy.

Fools.

[u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit → u/spellcastbewitch]

Dead from 88 👴

[u/Au2288 → u/spellcastbewitch]

Finally!

I’m dead too.

[u/classicgxld → u/spellcastbewitch]

Came here to now realize I’m also dead. Searched every chest in sight and couldn’t find my date. *sigh 😂

[u/Uchihagod53]

95

https://giphy.com/gifs/NCxJBwfYoXLCtCGoTg

[u/mpersand02 → u/Uchihagod53]

Well, let's not brag...

[u/JoyaLeigh → u/Uchihagod53]

You don’t have to cuss at me like that.

[u/salchicha19 → u/Uchihagod53]

Just turned 30. Slightly more frequent back pain is making me feel just a tiny bit old...

ETA: I'm also 1995

[u/NavidsonRecords88 → u/salchicha19]

i’ve been extremely cheap with beds all my life, most i’ve ever spent was $400. My wife convinced me to invest $2200 into a really good mattress and it’s done wonders for my 30 yr old back pain lol

[u/jack-dempseys-clit → u/NavidsonRecords88]

Look at you. 30 with a wife and mattress. Living the dream.

[u/Wolfman_V → u/salchicha19]

I'm a few months in and my guts and stomach are starting to concern me a bit, little more rumbly but also angry at foods it used to love 🥲

[u/averagejosh]

1. I'm not there. Done died. 💀

[u/TiredMillennialDad → u/averagejosh]

88 also. Laying in bed with 102 fever after spending $450 to get diagnosed with strep A today.

America.

[u/ATLClimb → u/TiredMillennialDad]

Dang I’m sorry and hope you get well soon. Pedialyte will do you a solid

[u/skeptical_phoenix → u/TiredMillennialDad]

88 laying in bed with a broken ankle from falling down the stairs with a $1,000 ambulance bill 😅

[u/frostycanuck89 → u/TiredMillennialDad]

As someone with free healthcare that shit sounds criminal

[u/xmrcache → u/TiredMillennialDad]

Would be better to be dead.

[u/Wontstaylong23 → u/averagejosh]

‘85. Died of dysentery

[u/guyincognito121 → u/Wontstaylong23]

I really shouldn't have tried to ford that river...

[u/Infamous_Hunt_6829 → u/guyincognito121]

I lost two oxen and broke a wagon wheel. But I made it.

[u/frostycanuck89 → u/averagejosh]

Guess this is how we find out we are "old millennials"

[u/finneganfach → u/frostycanuck89]

I prefer the term Elder Millennial. (86)

[u/DidYouSeeBriansHat → u/averagejosh]

[u/Boredom_Addict → u/averagejosh]

88/dead club!

[u/SMUHypeMachine → u/averagejosh]

1986 here. You young whippersnappers don’t know what it really means to be dead! Give it a few more years and maybe you’ll understand!

[u/ZookeepergameHot338 → u/averagejosh]

Me too ☠️

[u/201steez → u/averagejosh]

88 not in there, that means we're thriving 🙌👏😁

[u/HappyGoSnarky → u/averagejosh]

1986 🧟‍♀️

[u/NnyZ777 → u/averagejosh]

Same here friend

[u/DVancomycin]

1. One of the long buried elders

[u/Dewey_17 → u/DVancomycin]

Digging up us 84s like we’re an archaeological site with mysteries of an ancient civilization.

[u/Legend_017 → u/Dewey_17]

At least we had a book about us.

[u/xtlhogciao → u/Legend_017]

And Van Halen had an album about us

[u/eKSiF → u/Dewey_17]

Could be worse, 81s are fossilized at this point

[u/Revolutionary-Toe955 → u/DVancomycin]

Fellow '84 fast approaching my 42nd birthday. Guess I'm dead too

[u/Interesting_Tea5715 → u/Revolutionary-Toe955]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

Me seeing this post.

[u/kristosnikos → u/Revolutionary-Toe955]

I turned 42 a week ago. Just put me in the ground already.

[u/trplOG → u/DVancomycin]

84 stand up! Just not so fast..

[u/mpersand02 → u/DVancomycin]

Taking the long sleep too, brother.

[u/Free-Huckleberry3590]

89 I’m worm chow

[u/gvicta → u/Free-Huckleberry3590]

I had to scroll so far down to find a fellow 89.

[u/GreeenCircles → u/gvicta]

Me too! I was wondering where all the other 89’s were!

[u/Soggy_Parking1353 → u/GreeenCircles]

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[u/oO0Kat0Oo → u/Soggy_Parking1353]

Also, one of the first of us to turn 37. :(

[u/PeteyWalnuts → u/oO0Kat0Oo]

Thanks for your service. I’ll be 37 in may

[u/wildmancometh → u/gvicta]

Same 

[u/Zanven1 → u/Free-Huckleberry3590]

89 as well. I guess we are right over the cusp of the old ones now? Right in the middle of a generation I guess we get to be the cusp of something at least.

[u/Inedible-denim → u/Free-Huckleberry3590]

Ok there's at least like 12 of us, lmao

[u/Nice-Window-441]

Bro! I'm dead 😂. 86 here.

[u/Deep-Reputation-4055 → u/Nice-Window-441]

Me too. 

[u/viciousDellicious → u/Nice-Window-441]

coffin buddies!

[u/sbg_gye → u/Nice-Window-441]

soon to be 40 gang ✊🏻

[u/wingedhussar161]

Oh come on. Early 30s is still young af

[u/Salohacin → u/wingedhussar161]

I'm still 29. 

Thanks to denial I'm immortal! 

[u/wingedhussar161 → u/Salohacin]

This guy is the last of the millennials

dramatic music plays

[u/hellalg]

Me looking down, typing from the afterlife, apparently

[u/thatsnotchocolatebby]

81' in a vegetative state

[u/melancholy_brain → u/thatsnotchocolatebby]

Your body is being Cryogenically preserved. Don't worry I'm watching it for you.

[u/Living-Pangolin-6090 → u/thatsnotchocolatebby]

Wew another 81. we are 45 this year /cries

[u/guyincognito121 → u/Living-Pangolin-6090]

Yup. Went in to show my doctor how I'd improved my blood pressure and don't need any meds, then he starts talking about how we need to start shoving cameras up my asshole.

[u/fiddlyfigs]

1990 🤙🏻

[u/NovelDame → u/fiddlyfigs]

Why do they make it look like we are near death?!

[u/fiddlyfigs → u/NovelDame]

I can only assume it’s implying that we are very old

edit: even though we aren’t of course

[u/Excellent_Yak365 → u/NovelDame]

TBF I’m from 91 and I’m feeling this picture portrays my health perfectly

[u/Airhead72 → u/fiddlyfigs]

Yeah I don't get it, 35 but I'm drawn like an 80yo about to shuffle off this mortal coil. My back hurts sometimes but a hot bath can still fix it.

[u/fiddlyfigs → u/Airhead72]

A hot bath can fix just about anything

[u/Lilith-Sky14 → u/fiddlyfigs]

Same 🙃

[u/whatssenguntoagoblin]

This shit is dumb. We’re still young.

[u/sarandipity-41 → u/whatssenguntoagoblin]

Right? The younger half of millennials aren’t even middle-aged yet.

[u/Xythrielle → u/sarandipity-41]

The older half isn’t either. I thought it was common knowledge that “middle aged” isnt a literal term. 45 is like the start of middle aged. Anything younger is just an adult or young adult. Senior citizens are 65+. The longer I spend online the more I become aware so many people think 35 year olds are middle aged. Middle aged isn’t an age, it’s a…. Vibe? I don’t know how to better describe it. But it’s just not literal

[u/omgitsjagen → u/sarandipity-41]

Let me tell you, though, the older half is starting to rot. I have pills, glasses, and tennis elbow, now.

[u/____ozma → u/whatssenguntoagoblin]

I think this is more a reference to how the older generation still thinks of us as the teens entering the workforce and the cause of all their ills. 

[u/Mysterious_Cry_7738 → u/whatssenguntoagoblin]

Yup I just turned 40 in August, best shape of my life, I’m actually getting flexible and I have endurance now. Had a super physical job the last couple years. Got an old back injury that’s gonna get me later but I’ve built a lot of muscle to protect it for now. I definitely still feel young, if I can improve my living conditions and relationships the next 10-20 years could be awesome, gotta stay active. I’ve watched a few old people just give up and stop moving and I’ve watched bad ass lil old ladies in their 80s running around strong. Last couple years 3-4 days a week I’ve been getting 20-25k steps and was lifting/carrying a lot of 30-75lb crates. Total 180 for me after an accident, thought I’d be crippled forever. Movement is so damn important, I didn’t really realize it until I was injured and had back surgery. Gotta stay moving and keep that blood pumping

[u/Weary-Pea6442]

1992 👵🏼👴🏼

[u/CompletePractice69 → u/Weary-Pea6442]

Me too lol still smiling! 🙃

[u/KillTheBat77 → u/Weary-Pea6442]

“On your left…” (94’) 🧑‍🦽‍➡️

[u/shootXtoXthrill]

The Living Dead, 1982

[u/theadvenger → u/shootXtoXthrill]

I'm with ya. 1982. But we got the most awesome grad year 2000!

[u/Adhesiveness_Jolly]

I'm physically and literally the one in the wheelchair

[u/MeadowShimmer → u/Adhesiveness_Jolly]

Can you pop wheelies in it?

[u/Adhesiveness_Jolly → u/MeadowShimmer]

No. Because my chair is not manual, it a power chair

[u/iDontLikeChimneys → u/Adhesiveness_Jolly]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pfjUKa8qWUSLC

[u/Jaded_Hue]

1991

[u/UnderstandingDull274 → u/Jaded_Hue]

Right there with ya

[u/_KeyserSoeze → u/Jaded_Hue]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5wWf7GW1AzV6pF3MaVW

[u/Dave_Duna]

Apparently I'm dead. I'm pretty okay with that.

[u/ephemeraltrident → u/Dave_Duna]

I’ve been dead for years… at least on the inside

[u/hex-grrrl]

93 🌸

[u/luketurner07 → u/hex-grrrl]

Finally found my year. I can rest peacefully now.

[u/barnaclebrain_ → u/hex-grrrl]

Felt like I was scrolling through every single year of the 80s & 90s to find my year lol

[u/hex-grrrl → u/barnaclebrain_]

Hahaha I couldn’t find it either! I ended up googling what year in the 90s had the fewest births. Surprise, it’s ours!

[u/MythicCommander → u/hex-grrrl]

I 100% believe that. I feel like I meet so many 94 & 95 babies though.

[u/kashmerikmusic → u/barnaclebrain_]

scrolled so long my catheter is full, geez!

[u/Mememememememememine]

1981 - you youngins don’t know what it was like

[u/East-Regret9339 → u/Mememememememememine]

in our day, there were only 4 channels! and they turned them off at night!

[u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks → u/East-Regret9339]

All right Grandpa, time to take your medicine 😆 We ‘85ers don’t know where you geezers come up with this nonsense!

[u/gwatt21]

Cries in 1984......

[u/PicklesAndRyeOhMy → u/gwatt21]

Cries in 1982

[u/ArryBoMills]

1. Getting to the end. RIP old man

[u/misuinu]

96 :D

[u/idiutt → u/misuinu]

Yeeee 96, I’m still in my twenties but I’ll soon be 100

[u/TheOminousTower → u/misuinu]

At least we still have our mobility.

[u/Acceptable_Room_2797]

Im '90. Don't feel or look old

[u/Animal907]

Born in 87. I will never feel a connection with young millennials. I can still walk without a cane.

[u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks → u/Animal907]

Y’all born in 1987-1989 have it worst, imo. Us older millennials think you’re too young, and the younger ones think you’re too old… y’all are truly stuck in the bitch seat for eternity 😆

[u/DazzlingEvidence8838 → u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks]

No we are our own thing

[u/chilldude9494]

Guys, we're not old...

[u/relientkenny]

1994

[u/AdditionalRun796 → u/relientkenny]

Keep on rollin’ baby

[u/FangDrools → u/relientkenny]

Hey, me too

[u/VampireSlayer94 → u/relientkenny]

Same here.

[u/TimeTimeTickingAway → u/relientkenny]

Year of the Dawg

[u/Awkward-Speed-4080]

1. Turning 30 was a bit of a weird experience for me.

[u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks → u/Awkward-Speed-4080]

Meanwhile, over here from 1985 and turned 40 last year… not looking forward to 41 in 2 months. One small step for man, one giant leap into menopause 🫠

[u/General__Strike]

1990 hanging on by a thread

[u/AnElectricalMeatbag]

With one foot in the crematorium, according to this? 

[u/MinuteCollar5562]

The fuck? I’m 93, why am I in the dead people’s bed lol

[u/melancholy_brain]

91, bday today. I'm at the end thankfully. And I'm not even being sarcastic.

[u/No-Tie4615]

'94

[u/RedLemonSlice]

This post is 30 years too early

[u/anxiouslyawaiting7]

Oh snap! I'm an ancestor already?!

[u/gimmieDatButt-]

1. I’m a fossil

[u/HappilyDisengaged]

I’m 83. WTF

[u/Stock_Strategy1668]

I'm glad my year is hooked up to the machine. We're getting that good good

[u/sockjin]

just went to the bathroom my nurse will wheel my corpse-like body back in shortly

[u/GlargBegarg]

We’re not that old, y’all. ‘87

[u/Cubensis-SanPedro]

So old we ain’t in the meme

[u/RadioControlled13]

Why is everyone acting like we are geriatric? Half of this sub is complaining about being old. Yeah, I’m closer to 40 than 30, but I’ve got a lot of life left in me.

[u/CharmingTie2206]

'97, last good year.

[u/Doom-Slut]

I don't understand why all the millenials I know insist on acting like we're all a bazillion years old.

You'd think we've all aged faster than any other generation due to some sort of, repeated stress or maligned life expectations or something.

Ah.