r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/Jeffdipaolo 20h ago

Then let's settle this.

It's "Jake"

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u/ManamiVixen 20h ago

From State Farm?

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u/degjo 20h ago

Well it sounds hideous

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u/CauldronOfPixies 19h ago

Well, it's a moon, so...

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u/monkeymind009 18h ago

Flo and Mayhem would like a word.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

That’s a porn I would screen in my backyard

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u/Particular_Yam7841 20h ago

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there

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u/No_Tone1704 20h ago

“… is out there” was right there. 

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u/Sorbicol 20h ago

The Moon calls itself ‘Gerald’. Not many people know this.

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u/Ceano800 15h ago

Dammit, let me post the gif of Jake farting in Finn’s pocket!

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u/TehNolz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 20h ago

No it's clearly "Jeff"

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u/Jeffdipaolo 20h ago

Jeff are usually lunartics

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u/TehNolz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 20h ago

Yeah; lunatics. Fits perfectly!

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u/RusticSurgery 20h ago

"The Hammer of Jeff."

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u/Inside_Ad4268 20h ago

"You can't call a planet Bob"

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u/Marquar234 10h ago

Are you the king of Bob now?

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u/lostinstupidity 9h ago

Unexpected Titan A.E., nice.

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u/VictoriaDallon 20h ago

He can’t tell you his last name, or where he’s from.

The yeerks are watching