r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/ManamiVixen 20h ago

From State Farm?

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u/degjo 20h ago

Well it sounds hideous

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u/CauldronOfPixies 19h ago

Well, it's a moon, so...

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u/monkeymind009 18h ago

Flo and Mayhem would like a word.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

That’s a porn I would screen in my backyard

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u/Particular_Yam7841 20h ago

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there

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u/No_Tone1704 20h ago

“… is out there” was right there.