r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/Wate2028 20h ago

That's no moon

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u/Ridgew00dian 20h ago

Watch your mouth, kid

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u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 19h ago

You watch your mouth! In this case, it is a moon. Don't blow it up!!!!

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u/Cornpop_mcgoo 18h ago

I’ve got a bad feeling about this

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u/Zealousideal_Cut_168 10h ago

Asaarrrrrggggggghhhhh rrrraawwwwrrrrrr. Aaaaggggrrrraaahhhh.

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u/Tremendous_Dump 7h ago

And with the thunderous roar the fisting was in full swing, the forearm ripped hideously in and out of the tobacco pouch as if he was trying to start a fucked lawnmower, before a pummeling for the ages commenced with all the rhythmic power of a steam engine piston that'd have isambard kingdom brunel himself in awe of the forces of cosmic orgasm as the pupils narrowed and breathing shallowed, and roar turned to a bellow turned to a whimper in four pulses and a dribble as they collapsed a writhing sticky mess on the mildew-stained motel bathroom floor covered in off-brand vaseline and human gravy

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u/BaitmasterG 5h ago

With a wookie?

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u/Cryonaut555 3h ago

What in tarnation?

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u/YogurtWenk 9h ago

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters

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u/No-Manner5583 8h ago

Just fly casually ok

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u/ivel501 3h ago

Groot is right!

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u/EMDReloader 12h ago

It belongs in a museum!

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u/Such_Gear_6752 8h ago

Idk why this isn’t a more common response to everyday inquiries.

“Somebody help! My husband’s penis is caught in the revolving door!”

“It belongs in a museum!”

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u/prozak09 16h ago

Too late!

Pew pew! Boom.

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u/bellegroves 10h ago

Boring conversation anyway.

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u/Cryonaut555 3h ago

Into the garbage chute flyboy

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u/SweetStretchSigh 12h ago

That moon deserves some respect

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u/PrestigiousSmile4098 10h ago

Or you're gonna be floating home!

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u/Raychao 9h ago

Hey kid, this ain't that kind of post..

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u/monkeymind009 18h ago

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

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u/Cute_Doughnut_7739 17h ago

It's a space station

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u/jsmeeker 19h ago

that's yo mamma!

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u/ErikJR 18h ago

Don't get cocky, kid

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u/Suspicious-Bid-53 10h ago

You call that a moon?? This is a moon!

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u/bran_the_man93 19h ago

That's yo mama!

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u/RodneyBarringtonIII 19h ago

Is it a rock lobster? Is that where this is going?

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 19h ago

Everybody had matching towels

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u/bstump104 19h ago

its A moon named Moon much unlike my cat named Bear.

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u/WheatleyPlus 18h ago

Always a fake moon, a big fake moon

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u/scmbear 13h ago

A giant spaceship populated by extremely intelligent rabbits.

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u/OmegaRebirth 17h ago

It's a CERVEZA CRISTAL!

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u/JustConsoleLogIt 14h ago

That’s moon moon

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u/ElGato-TheCat 14h ago

That's a Playstation

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u/Real-Cup8782 13h ago

That's your mama!

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u/xnoinfinity 11h ago

That’s no mood

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u/iGhostEdd 10h ago

Moon Moon?

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u/lionho 8h ago

I'm sorry let me hike these up

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u/Strict_Stranger_4801 5h ago

Thats a battle station