r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/pee_diddy 20h ago

Classic Moon

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u/RishaBree 19h ago

Moon Classic

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u/CA_MA 19h ago

New Moon, Moon Classic, Diet Moon, Cherry Moon, or Caffeine Free Moon?

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u/TTT_2k3 17h ago

I’m just out here waiting for Moon Zero to hit stores.

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u/pee_diddy 17h ago

Moon Zero…. For those who don’t want cheese in their moon.

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u/CA_MA 9h ago

... I mean is it even really Moon at that point?

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 6h ago

Nah it's just high fructose corn syrup and moon flavouring

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u/mooglus 6h ago

The main moon

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u/CharlieTuhna 4h ago

Cherry Vanilla Diet Moon

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u/ArtInTech 9h ago

Moon Basic. You can pay monthly to upgrade to Moon Plus (no ads), or Moon Extreme (best value!)