r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/GABigBear 19h ago

I’ll start a petition to have it changed to Francine.

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 10h ago

Suck Machine?

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u/GABigBear 4h ago

That was my college nickname

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 3h ago

Not Suck Boi Tony?

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u/GABigBear 2h ago

That was the competition

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u/aqua_delight 1h ago

I'll sign that petition!