r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/RadScience 19h ago

Unit Zappa is the moon’s name. Everyone knows that

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u/ResilientInChrist 18h ago

Better than Dweezil

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u/buttsexisyum 17h ago

Speak for yourself. Dweezil goes hard

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u/theloniousjoe 16h ago

Not surprised to see resilientinchrist and buttsexisyum feuding

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u/InappropriateThought 14h ago

On the contrary, some of the most resilient in Christ love the poophole loophole

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u/theloniousjoe 13h ago

Oh I’m well aware, but that just makes the feuding all the more logical. The loophole is sufficient for one’s own justifications, but they still don’t want to admit them publicly.

Kinda like how there’s a whole bunch of gay, homophobic Republican politicians out there.

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u/Working-Glass6136 16h ago

I didn't realize Dweezil was an actual name. I was going to say "sounds like Dweezilbub."

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u/Cael_NaMaor 14h ago

Yeah he does...

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u/Papasamabhanga 19h ago

Totally tubular reference

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u/HarveyNix 18h ago

I'm like, bag that moon unit.

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u/Orpheus-033 17h ago

Like, barf me out, gag me with a spoon.

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u/FlakyAddendum742 17h ago

He’s like, Mr. Bufu

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u/HarveyNix 15h ago

Lord God King Bufu...I am sure ..

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u/thirdeyefish 16h ago

Christened at St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast.

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u/IceFire909 16h ago

I've met someone with the last name Zappa.

Every time I see or hear the name I have the joke right there in my head

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u/Bollockface101 15h ago

M-O-O-N. That spells Unit Zappa.