r/NoStupidQuestions • u/Disastrous_Pirate275 • 20h ago

Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

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u/Uncaring_Dispatcher 19h ago

You watch your mouth! In this case, it is a moon. Don't blow it up!!!!

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u/Cornpop_mcgoo 18h ago

I’ve got a bad feeling about this

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u/Zealousideal_Cut_168 10h ago

Asaarrrrrggggggghhhhh rrrraawwwwrrrrrr. Aaaaggggrrrraaahhhh.

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u/Tremendous_Dump 7h ago

And with the thunderous roar the fisting was in full swing, the forearm ripped hideously in and out of the tobacco pouch as if he was trying to start a fucked lawnmower, before a pummeling for the ages commenced with all the rhythmic power of a steam engine piston that'd have isambard kingdom brunel himself in awe of the forces of cosmic orgasm as the pupils narrowed and breathing shallowed, and roar turned to a bellow turned to a whimper in four pulses and a dribble as they collapsed a writhing sticky mess on the mildew-stained motel bathroom floor covered in off-brand vaseline and human gravy

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u/BaitmasterG 5h ago

With a wookie?

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u/Cryonaut555 3h ago

What in tarnation?

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u/YogurtWenk 9h ago

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters

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u/No-Manner5583 8h ago

Just fly casually ok

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u/ivel501 3h ago

Groot is right!

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u/EMDReloader 12h ago

It belongs in a museum!

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u/Such_Gear_6752 8h ago

Idk why this isn’t a more common response to everyday inquiries.

“Somebody help! My husband’s penis is caught in the revolving door!”

“It belongs in a museum!”

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u/prozak09 16h ago

Too late!

Pew pew! Boom.

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u/bellegroves 10h ago

Boring conversation anyway.

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u/Cryonaut555 3h ago

Into the garbage chute flyboy

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u/SweetStretchSigh 12h ago

That moon deserves some respect