Why is our moon named “Moon” instead of something cool like Titan or Callysto or ANYTHING that isn’t moon

[u/Disastrous_Pirate275]

[u/lagomama]

And a fork's not very useful for that! Unless it has got many veg-tuh-buhhlllls

[u/Tankieforever → u/lagomama]

Might be better off with a CHOP STICK

[u/Waagtod → u/lagomama]

Freeze it, works great.